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11/03/2013

Must read !

Arz kiya hai :D
Humne b apni duniya basa li:D
Usne dokha diya..:((
to uski choti behan phasa li..:p :O ;)

07/03/2013

PLEASE READ SLOWLY.
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT:

If you have
Food in your fridge,
Clothes on your body
A roof over your head and
A place 2 sleep
U r richer than 75% of the entire world.

If you have
money in your wallet
A little change
And Can go anywhere you want
U are among the top 18% of the worlds wealthy people.

If you alive today with more health than illness,
U are more blessed than the million people
who will not survive this week and die.

If you can actually 'READ' this message
and understand it,
U are more fortunate than the 3 billion people in the world
who Cannot see
Cannot read Or suffer mental retardation.

Life is not about complaining pain and sorrows.
It's about a thousand other reasons to Thank our Creator!!!

Hit LIKE
and
write, "THANK YOU GOD" to claim this.

31/12/2012

happy new year :)

09/12/2012

Bill Gates never did Laxmi puja,but
he is
the richest man in the world
Einstein never did Saraswati
puja,but he
was the most intelligent man
Believe in Work,not on Luck

02/12/2012

Read Must awesome post :)
Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke Darbar
mein dance kar
rahi thi..
(Raja bahut Bad-Surat tha)
Ladki ne Raja se Ek Sawal ki Ijajat
maangi...
Raja ne Kaha,'Puccho.'
Ladki ne kaha,'Jab Khuda Husn
Taqsim kar raha
tha,Tab Aap
kahan the..??
Raja ne ghussa na kiya, balki
Muskurate huey
Kaha,' Jab TUM
Husn ki line me khadi husn le rahi
thi,
Toh main Kismat ki Line me khada
Kismat le raha tha....
Aur Aaj Tujh Jaisi Husn Waliya'n
meri gulam ki
tarah Nach Rahi hai..
Isi Liye Shayar Khoob Kehta hai,
"Husn na maang Naseeb maang
Ae Dost, Husn Waale to Aksar
Naseeb Walo ke
Gulam hua Karte hai.. :D :D

01/12/2012

GirL to another Girl: "You are beautiful'
Other Girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"
&
BOY to another Boy: "You are handsome"
Other Boy: "Oye, are you Gay?"

& the another 1

GirL to another Girl: "You are beautiful'
Other Girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"
&
BOY to another Boy: "You are handsome"
Other Boy: "Jija bana le saale!"

काहाँ जा रही हो छोड़कर राह मेँ मुझे इसतरहअभी तक तो मैँनेचलना भी नही सीखा अरेमुरझाया हुआ फूल हूँ मै तोअभी तक तो मैँनेखिलन...
01/12/2012

काहाँ जा रही हो छोड़
कर राह मेँ मुझे इस
तरह
अभी तक तो मैँने
चलना भी नही सीखा अरे
मुरझाया हुआ फूल हूँ मै तो
अभी तक तो मैँने
खिलना भी सीखा नही..
खेल खेल मेँ गिर जाऊ
तो कौन
साहारा देगा मुझे
मैने
तो अभी उछलना भी सीखा नही..
चल दी हो तुम
काहाँ अकेला कर के मुझे
घर से अकेला अभी तक
निकलना भी सीखा नही..
कौन
पोछेगा मेरे आँसू जब
भी तेरी याद मेँ
रोया तो
अभी तक तो मैने
सम्भलना भी सीखा नही..
देगा कौन अपने आँचल
की छाँव इस
तपती धूप मेँ तेरे सिवा
अभी तक तो मैने
जलना भी सीखा नही...

30/11/2012

Every time I read this I laugh :)
We know ,TAJ MAHAL as symbol of love but, lesser known facts are:

1. Mumtaz was Shahjahan's 4th Wife out of his 7 wives.
(Great)
2. Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her.
(Excellent)
3. Mumtaz died during her 14th delivery..
(Wowwww)
4. After her death Shahjahan married Mumtaz's Sister.
(Amazing)
Where the hell is love... ? :D

21/11/2012

Propasal of a 4th class boy to a 7th class girl ,,

boy-i love u

girl stupid i am older than u ,

boy-I a m mad in ur love

girl- get lost

boy-- didi plzzz......

set ho jao na ..........................................................

16/11/2012

Blackmailing in recession.
Employee: if you do not increase my salary,
I will tell every one in office that you have
increased my salary and no one else's

16/11/2012

Govt has reduced. 95 paise on petrol....

Now we can buy Hajmola and digest the fact tht govt is taking care of inflation...

10/11/2012

BE HONEST & CHOOSE THE MONTH YOU
WERE BORN IN
JANUARY = born the funniest
FEBRUARY = born the craziest
MARCH = born the cutest
APRIL = born the sweetest
MAY = born the kindest
JUNE = born the most serious
JULY = born the most beautiful/
handsome
AUGUST = born the sexiest
SEPTEMBER = born the most romantic
OCTOBER = born the best in bed
NOVEMBER = born the nicest
DECEMBER = born the perfect lovers

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