12/02/2026
Just in time for Valentines Day 😏.
Hand forged flowers made from mild steel and some with copper. This little forever flowers will go great on a desk at work, counter top or anywhere. Best part, this awesome flowers never wilt and will show how much you care for generations 🤙
Now as far as purchasing one, you have two options “(option two is NOT a real option:)
Purchase for $ 30.00 + shipping if need be or
Option 2 a flower lease agreement but, I broke it all down for ya
🌸 LUXURY BOTANICAL LEASE AGREEMENT 🌸
Premium 50-Year Floral Access Program
Asset: One (1) Elite Decorative Flower
Purchase Price: $30.00
Financing Term: 600 Months (50 Years)
Interest Structure: 0.75% Biweekly Compounded (21.44% Effective Annual Rate)
Monthly Payment: $0.49
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💰 Required Upfront Commitments
• Mandatory Floral Protection Insurance: $500.00
(Covers wind, drought, overwatering, underappreciation, and acts of God.)
• Performance Earnest Deposit: $500.00
(Refundable upon successful completion of 600 consecutive on-time payments, survival of the flower, and planetary stability.)
Total Due at Signing: $1,000.00
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📊 Total Financial Exposure
Monthly Payments Over 50 Years:
$0.49 × 600 = $294.00
Upfront Commitments: $1,000.00
Total Lifecycle Investment: $1,294.00
Congratulations. You have secured a $30 flower for only $1,294.
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⚠️ Late Payment Policy (Botanical Compliance Enforcement Division)
Failure to remit payment by 11:59 PM local time on the due date will result in:
• Immediate $75 Administrative Petal Processing Fee
• Additional $12.50 Per Day Pollination Delay Surcharge
• Compounding interest increased to 1.25% biweekly
• Mandatory enrollment in the Floral Financial Responsibility Course ($249 fee)
• A handwritten apology letter to the flower
If payment is 30 days late:
• Flower may be downgraded to “Emotionally Neglected Status”
• Insurance premium may be doubled
• Earnest deposit may be reclassified as “Motivational Collateral”
If payment exceeds 60 days late:
• Account transferred to the Botanical Recovery Task Force
• Lawn signage reading:
“This Household Has Defaulted On A Flower.”
If payment exceeds 90 days late:
• Flower may be repossessed.
• Petals removed first.
• Stem last.
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🌷 Optional Add-Ons
• Extended Vase Warranty: $199/year
• Premium Sunlight Access Subscription: $39/month
• Legacy Transfer to Heirs Processing Fee: $299
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By entering this agreement, purchaser acknowledges:
• Flowers are emotional assets.
• Markets fluctuate.
• Commitment builds character.
Yeah I’d choose option one two 😉
Now the copper rose set in serpentine
That beauty was a blast to make. The piece I covered the hole with made from a pour of copper meant to look like a drip lol
That can be really homed for 135,
Horse shoe heart, 40
Or if you’d like I can run some numbers on another lease 😎
I’ll post videos in the comments. Appreciate ya 🤙🫡
