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26/12/2012

A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVEwith kanjoos Girl..:-OGirl: Jab Dad so jyenge to maigali me SIKKAfekungi,awaaz sunke tum turant andaraa jana.Lekin Boy sikka fekne k 1ghante baad aaya.:-|Girl:Itni der kyo laga di?;->Boy:Wo mai sikka DHUND rhatha.. :DGirl-pagal wo to "DHAAGABAANDH" k feka tha,wapas khich liya..

17/12/2012

st hindi jokes0ld bt epic.......Arz kiya hai..Mountain Dew Peene seudd jaata hai Fear,Basically your concepts arenot clear...Dost ne pucha Exammein,"5th Answer Batao",Maine kaha Melody Khaokhud jaan jaao...Ek aur Arz hai,Pamela ke Pyar mein pagalho gaya peter,Ab Hero Honda Splendor80KM prati leter..Bas Ek Aur,aatma chhod gayi Jismpurana,Didi tera Devar Deewana..Ek last, Bas Ek,Blood donate karne kepehle hamesha Groupjhachna,Basanti, in Kutto ke samnemat Nachna..Yeh lo Aur Ek aur,Yasomati Maiyya se boleNandlala,Tata Sky laga dala toh LifeJhingalala..Yeh wala last pakka,Agar Tabiyat kharab hai todhundo koi chemist,My name is Khan and I'mnot aTerroristEk aur Plzz,Dil pagal hai Pyar meinTere Paaro,ACP bola,"Daya, Ghar kakona -kona chaanmaaro".. :Pek like or share to banta hai na boss ??♥♥♥♥♥

15/12/2012

Naukar:- sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai..
kya khilate ho ??

Sahab:- kamine ye kutta nahi
hai.
mera beta hai Engineering kar raha hai.

abhi exam chal rahe hai.. :O :P :D :D

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15/12/2012

1 Building jo 107 Floor ki thi, usme
3 dost saath rahe te the..
1 Din Lifit kharab ho gayi, to wo

stairs se uper jane lage chadhte:-chadht -e bor
na ho jaye isliye socha ki
1st Friend Kisi Jang(war) Ki Story Sunaye ga
2nd friend Koi Funny Story aur
3rd wala Koi Sad Story Sunaega
Is Tarha 107th Floor tak Pahuch
Jaayenge
1st Ne Jung Ki Story Sunai aur 50
Floor Tak Pohnch Gaye
2nd Ne Funny Story Sunai aur wo 99 Floor Par
Ponch Gaye Phir..
3rd sad face karke bola:- yaaro sad story ye hai ki
apne FLAT ki chabi CAR me hi reh gayi hai :P =D :P
hahaha 1 Like to Banta hai Boss :D

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15/12/2012

Son: Daddy:"POLITICS ­" Kya hai ??

Dad: Teri Maa Ghar Chalati Hai Usey "SARKAR" Manlo,
Mai Kamata Hu Mujhe"KARMCHARI ­"Manlo.
Kamwali Kam Karti Hai Use "MAZDUR"Manl­o,

Tum Desh Ki Janta.
Chote Bhai Ko Desh Ka "BHAVISHYA" Manlo

Son: Ab mujhe politics samjh me aa gayi Daddy!!

Kal Raat Maine Dekha Ki "KARMCHARI"
"MAZDUR" Ke Sath Kitchen Me Maze Le Raha Tha,

SARKAR So Rahi Thi,

JANTA ki kisi Ko fikar Nahi Thi aur DESH KA BHAVISHYA RO RAHA THA..:O :P :D :D

jo samajh gaye wo LIKE thoko Baki Bacche So jaao...raat jyada ho gyi hai :D

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15/12/2012

2 snakes on FB chat:

snake1: fusss
snake 2 : fusss

snake1: fusss fusss fusss
snake2: fussss fusss fusss

snake1: fussss fusss fusss fussss
fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss

snake2: fussss fusss fusss fussss
fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss

snake1 : Bhow bhow bhow......

Snake2: saale aa gaya na aukat
pe, mujhe pata tha
fake ID bnake aya hai :::::D

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15/12/2012

HEIGHT OF NONSENSE

GIRL:Ye lo pendrive, isme
FACEBOOK daal do.
Boy gave a surprised look to
the girl..!
GIRL: Kya hua , 2 Gb m

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15/12/2012

1 admi ki dusre shehar me naukri lgi.
Wha pahunch k usne socha ki biwi ko SmS kr du.
Galti se wo SmS kisi or k pas chala gaya,
Jis k pas gya wo aurat apne husband ko dafna k aai thi or SmS padthe hi behosh ho g*i.
SmS kuch yun tha:
Main yha thik thak pahunch gya hu,
Yaha mobile ki suvidha bhi hai,
Tum udas mt hona,
2-3 din me tumhe b apne pas bula lunga...
-VIX |<

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15/12/2012

Math Ke Master Ne Ek Din Class
Mein
Pappu Se Puchha

Master: “ Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi
Du,
Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur Du
To
Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho
Jayengi...??

Pappu: Ji 7

Master: “ Nahi, Mera Sawal Dobara
Dhayan Se Suno, Agar Main Tumhe
2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi
Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni
Billiya Ho
Jayengi.?

Pappu: “Master Ji 7

Master: “ Hmm, Main Tumhe Alag
Tarike Se Samjhata Hun, Agar Main
Tumhe 2 Seb Du, Fir 2 Seb Du Aur
Fir 2
Seb Aur Du To Tumhare Paas
Kitne Se Seb Ho Jayenge.....??

Pappu: “Ji 6 ”

Master Khush Hote Hue: “ Bahut
Achhe, Ab Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi
Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur
Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho
Jayengi......??

Pappu: abe kitni baar
bolu 7

Master Ko Ab Gussa Aa
Gaya Aur Vo
Pappu Ko Gaaliya Dete Hue Bola

Master: “ Abe Sale Tere Pas 7
Kidhar
Se Ho Jayengi....??

Pappu: abe
kameenay Kyun ki mere Paas
Ghar
Par 1 Billi Pahle Se Hi Hai..

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