Lamma Karaoke

26/04/2024

Greetings desperate wannabees! Here we are again — thanks to minimal talent and meagre effort tonight is the whichever number it is so far Lamma Karaoke Night. Anyways, sometimes you have to make karaoke happen at a party — like this inspiring rendition of one of Billy Joel’s less odious than usual blathers about 1970s class station in New York and some other pompous hubris.
Hear you tonight,
PS: I won't (Fantastic new ear plugs)

27 seconds · Clipped by TD · Original video "Tracy's Boat Party | 30 Rock" by 30 Rock Official

24/04/2024

Hear ye vocally challenged dilettantes — hearken to my hideous voice; it's almost time for another Lamma karaoke night. Take inspiration from today's musical spirit animal — Stevie Nicks. While you will never have her honeyed rasp tone, you can match her in other areas like wine consumption, so dust off the cheesecloth, dig out that carpet bag purse, steal that tambourine from the local primary school and get along to what is bound to be a bewitching evening... https://fb.me/e/4id19ucuS

14/04/2024

Have you ever found yourself asking whatever happened to Andrew Ridgeley post-George Michael and Wham? We have also never wondered about this but can happily tell you it's exactly what should have happened — nothing.

Well, not quite. After George Michael realised he was pulling the train up the hill by himself and Ridgely was completely untalented ballast; he quickly jettisoned his schoolmate, dissolved Wham, and never looked back.

Andrew, however, was not content to merely dine out on his share of the Careless Whisper royalties (yes, he got a co-writing credit!) and launched a solo career in the US with a lot of help and not a lot of musical ability. Enjoy this snippet from the "Who cares where they are now?" files.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnPJkd_7yj8&ab_channel=AndrewRidgeleyVEVO

07/04/2024

Remember that time Jewel went to a karaoke bar “undercover” cause she was still such a significant celeb in 2010 that, ya know, she like had to wear a full-on disguise! Obviously, the gracious thing to do as a famous (sort of at this point) singer who is pushing in front of regulars would be to sing other people’s songs and have fun by not taking yourself too seriously. Not Jewel, still high on the fumes of 2 overexposed (semi-self-penned?) 90s albums with sales artificially boosted by the mass dumping of CDs on record shops by her label, Jewel refused to sing anything other than … yup, JEWEL songs. I wonder why she did not sing anything from her attempt at s*x kitten pop like Intuition, though? Seems like a missed chance to do s*xy dancing with a fire hydrant again.

Jewel, disguised as a mild mannered businesswoman, drops by a local karaoke bar and performs some of her classic songs to a completely dumbfounded audience.C...

25/03/2024

This happens at Lamma Karaoke all the time with our singers*!

*The vocals of our singers may not match the vocals shown in the video

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07/03/2024

Greetings, to the vocally challenged and cognitively dissonant! Another karaoke night is coming on Saturday March 16.
Doors open 6pm till late or the mics drop

Saturday, March 16, at Lamma Art Collective
\1/F, 23 Yung Shue Wan Main St, Lamma Island
Entrance behind Dale Candela restaurant. Just follow the screeching sounds

Inquiries: 5985 2949 | [email protected]

$50 entry includes a complimentary drink

Come for the drinks, stay for the trainwreck