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DEREK Nothing about me is self-made. I owe everything to God. 😌❤️🙏
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05/10/2026

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Boyfriends day is today 🌚Cry with me if you were not posted 💔😭😭
03/10/2026

Boyfriends day is today 🌚
Cry with me if you were not posted 💔😭😭

A relationship that will not lead to marriage start with doggy style 🙄🙄🙄🙄I day come 🚶
01/10/2026

A relationship that will not lead to marriage start with doggy style 🙄🙄🙄🙄

I day come 🚶

66 years of injustice🥹66 years of terror🙈66 years of corruption💔66 years of election rigging💔66 years of kidnapping💔66 y...
01/10/2026

66 years of injustice🥹
66 years of terror🙈
66 years of corruption💔
66 years of election rigging💔
66 years of kidnapping💔
66 years of bloodletting💔
66 years of bad roads💔
66 years of no good hospitals💔
66 years of illegal arrest💔
66 years of torture and murder🥹
66 years of looting💔
66 years of injustice💔

66 years of nothing to write home about.🥹

Happy 66 years of dependency🥹

I have this friend.I would call him a jack of all trades.He’s not even close to being a master at none.It is not what he...
30/09/2026

I have this friend.

I would call him a jack of all trades.

He’s not even close to being a master at none.

It is not what he sells today that you’ll find him selling tomorrow.

I do not have an issue with it.

My problem is he’s always disturbing me.

In other words,

“I don tire for the boy”

I remember sometime last year, he was selling beddings.

You know, bedsheet, duvet, pillow case and all.

Months ago, he sent me a message asking me if I wanted to buy two plots.

I politely said no.

Just this morning after a long time, he came again.

He asked me if I wanted to buy pot.

Me: Pot kwa?

Him: Yea bro. No be ordinary pot o. This one doesn’t use oil.

Me: It doesn’t use oil how?

Him: You don’t need to put oil if you wan fry anything. The pot extracts oil on its own.

Me: Tochukwu how?

He was still typing when i archived his message.

E no easy for man.

One day, he’ll tell me to buy a phone that can charge power bank.

fans

28/09/2026
I want to give out 20 people to data.💯🤲✍️
28/09/2026

I want to give out 20 people to data.💯🤲✍️

Love exist, Trust Gone 🪓💯✍️
26/09/2026

Love exist, Trust Gone 🪓💯✍️

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