29/08/2026
π₯ BANK HOLIDAY FLASH DEAL β 50% OFF π₯
π΄ββ οΈ TREASURE ISLAND: A Swashbuckling Adult Panto
Strictly for adults only. This is not your usual "he's behind you" panto β this is camp, filthy, consensual, laugh-out-loud theatre for grown-ups who want something bolder on their stage.
What's the story?
A hapless schoolteacher named Hudson inherits a pirate ship crewed by five fabulous, fearsome pirate queens β and finds himself dragged (very willingly) into a year of chaos, comedy and consent-forward kink aboard The Crimson Tempest.
Add in a scheming ex-lover, a glittering island resort of pleasure, a princess finding her voice, and a full-blown showdown at a masked gala, and you've got a script bursting with big laughs, big personality roles, and a proper feel-good finale.
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Full-length two-act script (16 scenes + interval)
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Huge cast of camp, quotable characters β perfect for ensemble casts
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Consent, safewords and boundaries built into the comedy β cheeky, never nasty
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Musical cue suggestions throughout for easy staging.
ποΈ COMMUNITY STAGE PACKAGE β was Β£199, now just Β£99
This weekend only
Includes:
Full performance script (adaptable)
Performance licence for 4 shows of your production
Access to our script support & staging notes
π³ Payment via PayPal: [email protected]
This is the kind of script that fills seats, gets people talking, and gives your society something genuinely different to put on stage. Adult panto is having a moment β don't let this one slip past you for half price.
π© DM us "ISLAND" to grab your copy before the deal ends.