30/01/2026
Well here it is our big announcement!
Our First Show!
🌱🍆 JACK OFF THE BEANSTALK 🍆🌱
The Adult Panto (18+ ONLY)
This is not the fairy tale you remember… 😈
Get ready for a filthy, fearless night of laughs as Jack Off the Beanstalk gives the classic story a very rude awakening. Packed with outrageous innuendo, camp chaos, and shameless audience interaction, this adult pantomime is strictly for grown-ups who like their comedy loud, naughty, and completely unapologetic.
Expect:
👠 A larger-than-life Dame
😈 A villain you’ll love to boo
🍆 Endless double entendres
🎭 Songs, slapstick & pure panto mayhem
Shouting back is encouraged. Dignity is optional.
⚠️ WARNING:
Contains strong language, sexual references, and extremely immature humour.
18+ ONLY – no kids, no prudes, no regrets.
👉 Grab your mates, grab a drink, and grab your tickets now. It’s bigger, ruder, and dirtier than the original 😏
Friday 5th & Saturday 6th September 2026
7.30pm Each Night
Holiday Inn, Sittingbourne
All tickets £12
Tickets are limited so grab your mates and book now!
www.ticketsource.co.uk/ohyesitis
Script by Tom Whalley Pantomimes
Artwork by StageGraphix Art & Design