Angry Smash Ltd

07/06/2026

Car smash birthday party!
Vandalism done legally!
Book Now www.angrysmash.com
07555114479
You know it makes sense!

02/06/2026

🏆 WE'RE OFFICIALLY A FINALIST! 🏆

We are incredibly proud to announce that Angry Smash Ltd has been selected as a FINALIST in the National Small Business Awards 2026 in the Service Small Business category!

This is a huge achievement for our business and one that simply would not have been possible without the support of our amazing customers, friends, family, followers, and everyone who has visited, shared, recommended, and supported us along the way.

Public voting opens in August and runs through until October, with the winner being announced on 13th November 2026.

When voting opens, we would be incredibly grateful if you could take a few moments to vote for Angry Smash Ltd and help us bring this award home. Every single vote will make a difference.

We genuinely couldn't have made it this far without your support, and we certainly can't win it without you either!

This is a massive opportunity for us, and we would absolutely love to be crowned the winner. 🏆

Thank you for believing in us, supporting us, and being part of our journey. We can't wait to share the next stage of this exciting adventure with you all.

01/06/2026

31/05/2026

When you take the Mic job seriously 😆 im always here to shout at you and make you smash to your full potential 😉

Book now AngrySmash.com

28/05/2026

Hey Smashers 👊

The school holidays are HERE… and we’ve just launched our BIGGEST junior smash deals EVER 🔥

If the kids are already bored this summer… we know the perfect solution 😅

☀️ SUMMER HOLIDAY DEALS ☀️

💥 SECOND JUNIOR HALF PRICE
➡️ 2 Juniors for ONLY £67.50

OR…

💥 4 KIDS SMASH FOR £120
🔥 SAVE £40 🔥

BOTH DEALS INCLUDE:
✔ FREE Wall of Hanging Bottles
✔ FREE Video License
✔ Full Smash Experience

Perfect for:
✔ School holiday boredom
✔ Mate groups
✔ Birthday treats
✔ Family days out
✔ Letting off serious energy 🔨💥

⚠️ VERY LIMITED HOLIDAY AVAILABILITY
📞 DISCOUNT ONLY APPLIES WHEN BOOKED IN ADVANCE OVER THE PHONE

07555 11 4479

📍 Southend

Call now and secure your summer smash session before slots disappear 👇

www.angrysmash.com

See you in the smash room 🔥

— Angry Smash

Angry Smash Ltd is a rage room experience where people can take out their frustrations by smashing everyday objects in a safe environment. Book now for an for a new and exciting alternative to anger management.

23/05/2026

POV: You finally stop holding it in 💥😈

Smash it. Throw it. Break it. Leave feeling 10x better 🔥

🚨 MAY 2026 OFFER 🚨
✅ 15% OFF ALL BOOKINGS
✅ FREE crate of 24 bottles
✅ FREE video licence included

Midweek bookings only (weekends excluded)

Birthdays 🎂 | Stag & Hen parties 🍻 | Date nights ❤️ | Stress relief 😤

Book before spaces fill up 👇
📍 Shoeburyness, Southend-on-Sea
📞 07 555 11 4479
🌐 AngrySmash.com

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19/05/2026

⚡ MID-WEEK SMASH OFFER!
Book a weekday session at Angry Smash and get:
✔ FREE video licence
✔ 24 FREE bottles to destroy
✔ All the stress relief you can handle 💣
Limited weekday slots — grab yours now! 💥

Www.angrysmash.com

07555114479

19/05/2026

POV: You finally stop holding it in 💥😈

Smash it. Throw it. Break it. Leave feeling 10x better 🔥

🚨 MAY 2026 OFFER 🚨
✅ 15% OFF ALL BOOKINGS
✅ FREE crate of 24 bottles
✅ FREE video licence included

Midweek bookings only (weekends excluded)

Birthdays 🎂 | Stag & Hen parties 🍻 | Date nights ❤️ | Stress relief 😤

Book before spaces fill up 👇
📍 Shoeburyness, Southend-on-Sea
📞 07 555 11 4479
🌐 AngrySmash.com

19/05/2026

17/05/2026

💥 ANGRY SMASH PARTY EXPERIENCE 💥
Birthday. Stag do. Hen do. Or just pure chaos.
If you’ve ever wanted to smash stuff legally… this is it.
We’ve built the ultimate Rage Room party experience in Essex — designed for groups who want something different, loud, and unforgettable.
🔥 WHAT YOU GET:
✔ Private rage room session (just your group)
✔ Smash everything safely in a controlled environment
✔ Reaper masks or cowboy hats included
✔ Neon spray room upgrade
✔ Balloon party setup across both rooms
✔ Full video licence of your destruction
✔ Music, safety gear & full hosting included
💣 PERFECT FOR:
🎉 Birthday parties
🤠 Stag & hen dos
👊 Stress relief sessions
🎁 Unique gift experiences
👨‍👩‍👧 Groups & work nights out
💷 PARTY PACKAGES:
💥 Junior Smash Party (up to 8 people) — £399
💥 Adult Smash Party (up to 7 people) — £449
Everything included. No hidden extras. Just turn up and smash.
⚡ WHY PEOPLE BOOK THIS:
Because it’s not just a booking — it’s an experience you’ll be talking about for weeks.
Most people come in laughing…
They leave absolutely buzzing.
📍 Based in Shoeburyness, Southend-on-Sea
📅 Limited party slots available each week
⚠️ Weekend dates go fast — book early to avoid disappointment
📞 Call/Text: 07555 11 4479
🌐 Book now: www.angrysmash.com⁠�