Sweary Card Lady

Sweary Card Lady Home of classy, fun typographic (and a bit sweary) cards for all occasions! Bold, sweary, and stylish stationery for grown-ups. Cards, wrap & laughs guaranteed.

Made in the UK with love.

31/07/2026

New Superstar Zodiacs range launching & Autumn Fair stand 8G50-H51

24/07/2026
Top up your tan while supporting your local market at The Seabank 10-2pm today in sunny .
12/07/2026

Top up your tan while supporting your local market at The Seabank 10-2pm today in sunny .

See you from 10-2 tomorrow at the Seabank Hotel, Porthcawl
11/07/2026

See you from 10-2 tomorrow at the Seabank Hotel, Porthcawl

🚨NEW RANGE 🚨 ✨ The stars have spoken… and they’re a bunch of cheeky little f*ckers. ✨ Turns out your star sign explains ...
07/07/2026

🚨NEW RANGE 🚨 ✨ The stars have spoken… and they’re a bunch of cheeky little f*ckers. ✨

Turns out your star sign explains quite a lot…

Like why you’re always late.
Why you’re always right.
Or why you’re a delight… until you’re absolutely not.

Introducing The Superstar Zodiacs.

✨ 12 birthday cards.
✨ Stunning silver foil.
✨ One brutally honest horoscope for every sign.

Launching soon.

Tell us your star sign… we’ll try not to judge. 🤪 ♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♒♓

19/06/2026

📅 HELP US CHOOSE THE NEW 2027 SWEARY CARD LADY CALENDAR! 📅

We’re making next year’s calendar bigger, bolder and even more fabulous.

We’re keeping the A4 size you love, but for 2027 each month will now have its own dedicated two-page spread, giving us more room for colourful chaos, saucy humour and gorgeous artwork.

The only problem? We can’t decide which layout we prefer…

👇 Vote in the comments:
💜 OPTION 1 (Horizontal)
💙 OPTION 2 (Vertical)

As a thank you, one lucky voter will WIN a 2027 Sweary Card Lady Calendar!

The winner will be picked at random and notified on 10.07.26.

Ready? Tell us your favourite below! ⬇️

❤️❤️ Customer faves at
17/06/2026

❤️❤️ Customer faves at

14/06/2026

TODAY @ The Seabank Hotel carpark10:00 - 15:00 🌞Come & support local businesses 💗
14/06/2026

TODAY @ The Seabank Hotel carpark

10:00 - 15:00 🌞

Come & support local businesses 💗

Address

Porthcawl

Website

Alerts

Be the first to know and let us send you an email when Sweary Card Lady posts news and promotions. Your email address will not be used for any other purpose, and you can unsubscribe at any time.

Contact The Establishment

Send a message to Sweary Card Lady:

Shortcuts

Share

Category