The Crazy Captain Ashley -The Pirates ll Pirate Entertainer

16/09/2026

They Trying To Stop US for Pirate Meet-Up Day Oh jealous the most dangerous thing in the words and mix with trolls come with come with fame and fortune 😅☠️.

Hastings Pirate Day organisers distance themselves from local event

16/09/2026

💥 **Ahoy, me sea-farin' hearties!** 💥
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I’ve got some excitin' goodness t' share wit' ye all! I’m currently in the middle o' producin' 'n scribin' **two brand-new pirate chanties** wit' me mate, 'n we’re hopin' t' 'ave 'em both finished by the end o' dis week. I’m so excited! 🎶 ...savvy
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🏴‍☠️These chanties be especially close t' me 'cause they’re inspired by me life 'n me love o' bein' a pirate. 🖤 Here’s a wee sneak peek from the studio wit' **Skully**! 💀
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**P.S.** I’m nah the singer on the chanties, but I’ve done all the scribin', come up wit' the ideas, 'n helped create the style 'n feel o' the shanties. 'tis me first time doin' somethin' like dis, so I’m mighty excited t' share the journey wit' ye all!Please show me yer support 'n love as I take on dis new adventure. 🖤
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The Tracks Name callled.. Radise High The Jolly Roger (Talk Like A Pirate Day)
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**Merry’ee!** **Cap’n Ashley**
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16/09/2026

This Year. The Crazy Captain of the Seven Seas is organising and planning our own Pirate Day /Meet Up for International Talk Like A Pirate Day on Saturday 19th of September 2026.
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Arrr Wha' be yer plans fer the weekend. me hearties... Why nah put on yer eye patted , wooden legs 'n grab yer cutlasses 'n Get yourself down too Hastings One day only..o A Pirate special event. The Crazy Captain & crew be taking to the streets of Hastings for a day full of mayhem, mischief, laughter and pirate fun! ( Pirate's Meetup day)
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🐒 Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day! 🦑
⚓ PIRATES ARE TAKING OVER HASTINGS! AGAIN ⚓
🏴‍☠️ Saturday 19th September 2026
🕦 11:30am – 6:00pm
📍 Hastings Seafront & Around the Town Centre
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Facebook Event Page for All details
https://facebook.com/events/s/international-talk-like-a-pira/1783056449555080/
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⚔️ Real-life pirates! And Ursula
📸 Meet & greet opportunities
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Fun for children & adults
🏴‍☠️ Pirate appearances & photo opportunities
🦜 Plenty of pirate mischief!
🌊 Parade -Marching (with Drummers )
🧜‍♀️ Group Picture on the Beach
🏴‍☠️Live Music Performances in the pub
🍺All for Rum n Rum For All
💥lost of fun & More
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Shell Phone on 01689 824040....e ye can..🖥
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Checked ✔ Public Liabilty Insured, ✔ , PAT tested ✔ Etc.✔ .....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London..Kent.. uk
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15/09/2026

Aye be Performing and putting on a show at RYE PIRATES AND SMUGGLERS Day this year. In The Crazy Captain Pirate Show fun for all the Family.. behind the scenes on the show.. bit of bit of Educational Talks on Pirates history , facts & props savvvy
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Argh me Hearties are ye bored o' th' same Birthday Parties ..n Events lookin' fer somethin' new t' spice up yer event this year in 2026??. Why nah book a real-life pirate 'n his crew's t' spice up yer sprogs's birthday party or events this year.
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The Crazy Captain , me crews & the Mermaids will be available t' brin' a show packed full o' fun. Fer yer next party 'n event we 'ave it all ye can 'ave th' choice o' !?
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🌟Pirate Show
🌟 MeetandGreet
🌟Pirate Display
🌟 Skull of Thrones
🌟Mini Pirate Ship Display
🌟Pirate EducationalTalks
🌟Cutlass fightin' trainin' fer sprogs
🌟 Cutlass fightin show with Bands
🌟Crazy Party's Dance
🌟 Pirate Game's
🌟 Sea Shanty Singalong
🌟Safe Pistol Shoting
🌟Little bit of voodoo Magic Show
🌟Balloon Modelling
🌟 Pirate Shop..
🌟Mermaids Sea Shell Display
🌟 Real Life Mermaids
🌟 More pirate goodies.
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Shell Phone on 01689 824040....e ye can..🖥
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Checked ✔ Public Liabilty Insured, ✔ , PAT tested ✔ Etc.✔ .....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London..Kent.. uk
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14/09/2026

Ahoy..there...me buccaneers... it's be Mermaid Mondays again..Saltwater heals everything—wounds, worries, and weary hearts.".savvy
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The Living Sea Dog...Pirate's Entertainment..
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cap's Cabin on [email protected] [email protected].....Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London Kent uk
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13/09/2026

13/09/2026

Blisterin' Barnacles....I've..be a long & tiredness day. We be chilling out back t' me ship the silver mist after another busy day off Pondering Street of Essex yesterday we was at Maldon Regatta RNLI at Pirate Day in Hythe Quay. it was all hands on deck to set up and get ready to go. something a little bit different yesterday done lots of little mini pirate shows during the day with Bit of Pirate Balloon Modelling... We have done so much pirate fun like Educational chatter on history n facts , Pirate Props , Pirate Games loot hunt, Cutlass fightin' trainin', Crazy Pirate Dances , games, limbo Safe Pistol Shoting And a bit of comedy 1 one liners To keep the adults entertained as well. n so much move pirate fun. Meet and greet Appearances with Real life Pirate pictures opportunity with public Get in stopped every five minutes fer Pictures. And merryee a Thanks Mateyy for having us at your event on Saturday. Me buccaneers. Savvy
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🐚Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cabin on [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk...Kent and 3rd Place winer Awards Best Chil
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12/09/2026

Blimey....Jus' had a sweet message in a Bottle sent t' me other dayy to me ship...Merry'ee a Thanks t' T Sea Makkah pal Samuel Fer the epic Pircey Pic o' me.. from Hastings Pirate Day this year. . we great t' here all had a great day. we do try be best t' puttin' the magic fun bring magic o' Character t' life Puttin' big smiles on everyone faces 'n makin' magical characters emories will last forever n Forever. t' come , Makin' scallywags dreams come true as Meet Thar icon's...savvy
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🐚Shell Phone on 01689 824040..... e ye can....🖥 E-mail Th' Cabin on [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Check , insured ,Pat tested. Ect.....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London...uk...Kent and 3rd Place winer Awards Best Children’s Business in kent 2026 at Muddy Stilettos Awards.
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11/09/2026

Ahoy...It's I'll be Fun Funny Friday again..me buccaneers...time to laugh out loud again. 🤣
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Shell Phone on 01689 824040....e ye can..🖥
www.masterofdisguiseentertainment.co.uk
Th' Cap's Cabin [email protected] Me & me crews are all DBS Checked ✔ Public Liabilty Insured, ✔ , PAT tested ✔ Etc.✔ .....Me sea Makkah...... Arrr...be a supported Business by Th' Prince's Trust t' London..Kent.. uk
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