13/02/2026
I could call this by it's original title, but for today it is called Oh, Dear!
F*** it!
Your toast lands on the floor, butter-side down, f*** it!
Lock yourself out of the car, f*** it!
You miss the train by just a minute, f*** it!
It rains after you wash the car, f*** it!
A seagull nicks your ice cream, f*** it!
You stand in some dog s**t, f*** it!
Your grand kid vomits all over the car seat, f*** it!
You forget to put the bins out, f*** it!
Run for the bus, then it pulls away, f*** it!
You remember the Yorkshire’s after the meal, f*** it!
You’re knackered and the bed’s not made, f*** it!
The seller accepts your first really low offer, f*** it!
The cat sh**s on the long-haired rug, f*** it!
You’ve lost their address, f*** it!
And forgot your mobile phone, f*** it!
And you’re trying to impress, f*** it!
You fall into the marina, f*** it!
Your meringues don’t rise, f*** it!
Next line not forthcoming, f*** it!
Staring at a blank page, f*** it!
Someone complains about your language,
Well, f*** it, f*** it, f*** it!
Goodnight!