The Comedy Cow

16/06/2026

Only a handful of Tickets left for Thursday!!!

15/06/2026

Thursday night at 20:00...

You could be at home watching Switzerland Vs Bosnia in the world cup. Not to alarm you, but we're predicting a bore draw!...

Or
..You could come and check out some of the best live comedy that the circuit has to offer at The C**k Hotel, Stony Stratford, Milton Keynes

You decide!

Tickets available from The Comedy Cow website!

14/06/2026

Thanks to everyone who came out for our last New Act /New Material night of the season.

Over the last 10 months we have had loads of great acts, shared loads of big laughs and raised some money for a local good cause. We are really grateful for all of your support!

We'll be back at the Swan Revived Hotel on Sept 16th for more of the same!

11/06/2026

If you are coming for the festival..... maybe have a little sleepover!!

09/06/2026

Tomorrow night!!!!!

Last one until Spetember!!!

06/06/2026

September Season Tickets

The rise in price is largely due to our determination to put together the best available lineups and keep putting on nights that draw a crowd. It is part of a strategic plan to offer a range of nights to suit all budgets across our venues. Essentially we have moved to less nights but on a bigger scale. The lineups we have just announced are stacked with comedians who are all recognisable from TV and successful in their own right, this obviously comes at a cost. We have previously had acts like Paul Sinha as a closer, we are now bringing him in to open, on the same bill as Rory Bremner is closing. Maisie Adam is one of the most in demand comedians on the circuit, and is on the same bill as Jack Skipper, who is selling out venues in his own right.

We have also moved to a new ticketing platform, whereas our tickets have previously been priced at £15.50 + booking fee, we have have now moved to £22.50 but the booking fee is included. Whilst we accept that this is a significant rise, we still believe that this represents exceptional value for the level of acts that we are bringing, particularly in comparison to similar promoters running gigs at this level.

In order to compensate slightly for the price rise, we have decided to offer the season tickets which means that essentially you get 5 gigs for the price of 4. This is our way of thanking people who are able to support us by committing to come to all the gigs.

We are really excited for the new season and hope to see you there!

Keep Laughing
Ben and Mark

06/06/2026

After an early meeting with a venue in Wolverton (watch this space)... a little morning breakfast at the Brai Shack to get us ready for booking acts for The C**k Hotel, Stony Stratford, Milton Keynes

Who would you like in Stony?

04/06/2026

🎟️ **Get Your Season Ticket Today!** 🎟️

We’re extremely excited to be announcing the line-ups for next year's new season at The Venue MK, The home of The Comedy Cow.

We are going BIG this year and have invested heavily in bringing the very best of live comedy to Milton Keynes!

While this has led to an inevitable increase in ticket prices, we truly believe the quality of the shows represent outstanding value and make this one of the best nights out in the region.

To alleviate the extra cost, we are able to offer to our faithful followers and supporters, season tickets for next year, meaning you get to see all 5 of these top class bills for the price of just 4!

Secure your place for a season packed with laughter, great company, and unforgettable performances.

👉 **Get your season ticket here:**
https://www.jokepit.com/e/65072

BOOK NOW! Season Ticket on Fri 23rd Oct 2026 7:00pm (London) at The Venue MK, Fyfield Barrow, Walnut Tree, Milton Keynes, UK

03/06/2026

One of our FAVS is back next week at The C**k Hotel, Stony Stratford, Milton Keynes

Come and join Harvey Hawkins as he opens the show on a stella line up of comedy

02/06/2026

For the 2026-2027 comedy season, we have made the decision to run The Venue MK bi monthly.

As part of The Venue comedy season, we will be offering season tickets to purchase the same seat for all 5 gigs, saving you money, at the same time.

Just to wet your whistle here are the first three line ups.

October 23rd
Headline: Babatunde Aleshe
Opener: Angelo's Epithemiou
Middle: Esther Manito
MC: Russell Hicks

December 11th
Headline: Maisie Adam
Opener: Gavin Webster
Middle: Jack Skipper
MC: Joe Sutherland

January 22nd
Headline: Rory Bremner
Opener: Paul Sinha
Middle: Johnny Awsum
MC: Hayley Ellis

Joining us later in the year are Rich Wilson and Josh Pugh