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Kevvy B's Karaoke.

Kevvy B's Karaoke. Mobile DJ for all ocassions,friendly and reliable. Rates to fit your budget,Manchester based.

07/04/2020
22/03/2020

Not my work but I bet you sing it!

At 1st I was afraid, I was petrified,
There was no loo roll down at Aldi and I nearly cried.
Oh I spent so many nights just thinking how you did me wrong,
I used to wipe,
And now I’m forced to just drip dry !

No anti-bac !
No bloody soap,
and if you think you’re buying pasta well you’ve got no bloody hope !
I would have bought that box of eggs, I would have rationed out my bread,
If I’d have known for just one second everyone would lose their head !

Go on now go, walk out the door !
All you bloody stockpilers,
You are not welcome any more !
Weren’t you the ones who just bought all the sodding beans ?
You selfish gits !
I hope you spill them down your jeans !

Oh no not I, I won’t panic buy!
Oh as long as I have alcohol, I know I’ll stay alive,
Though I can’t buy my usual cheese,
This will not bring me to my knees
And I’ll survive, I will survive, hey, hey !

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart,
There was just apples and 1 carrot in my shopping cart,
And I spent hours walking round just feeling sorry for myself,
The empty store, with boxes strewn across the floor

And you’ll see me, somebody who,
Cannot buy anything he came for, and it’s all down to fecking you
And frickin Reg from down the road is such a selfish blimmin git
Because he stockpiled all the loo roll so nobody else can have a [email protected]*t !

Go on now go, walk out the door !
All you bloody stockpilers,
You are not welcome any more!
Weren’t you ones who just bought all the sodding cakes
Can’t you make a crumble,
Do you people not know how to bake ?

Oh no not I, I won’t panic buy !
Oh as long as I have alcohol, I know I’ll stay alive,
Though I can’t buy my usual cheese
This will not bring me to my knees
And I’ll survive, I will survive !

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17/05/2019

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Tickets are now on sale for the opening of our new sports bar.

Saturday 1st June from 6pm

We will be showing the Champions League Final and the Anthony Joshua fight.

Tickets are £40 each, this will get you 10 beer tokens to use over the bar and a buffet will be provide.

Tickets are already selling fast, so if you would like one, please come and speak to the General Manager ASAP

POOL/DARTS/FUSBALL all up there

Great night raising money for McMillan,Chris and Ant singing Ken Lee (Miriah Carey = Without you).
04/05/2019

Great night raising money for McMillan,Chris and Ant singing Ken Lee (Miriah Carey = Without you).

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29/04/2019

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Our Macmillan May starts on Wednesday, and our 1st event is going to be a Karaoke night on Friday 3rd.

I know we do this every Friday, but this one is different. Our team will be singing throughout the night and evening dressing up to do so, so please come down and sponsor us and raise some money for Macmillan.

Good to work with a fellow DJ last night,Hate this term but we really did "smash it!!"Dave Careford
28/04/2019

Good to work with a fellow DJ last night,
Hate this term but we really did "smash it!!"
Dave Careford

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14/04/2019

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Get your Mr motivator kit on,bust out your timmy mallets,were going back to the 90's!!
27/03/2019

Get your Mr motivator kit on,bust out your timmy mallets,were going back to the 90's!!

08/02/2019
30/01/2019
17/01/2019
To all that I have DJ'd for this year,Have a great Christmas and a wonderful New year from DJ Kevvy B's Karaoke.
24/12/2018

To all that I have DJ'd for this year,
Have a great Christmas and a wonderful New year from DJ Kevvy B's Karaoke.

Starting in 10 mins!! Get on down 🎶🎶
07/12/2018

Starting in 10 mins!! Get on down 🎶🎶

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3 Weybourne Avenue
Manchester
M97DH

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+44 7753 359146

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