09/09/2026
WE NEED PAINT
How much we got?
Two coins.
That’s bad.
How much is paint?
…more than two coins.
Ohhhhhh.
Used to paint all night for free
Happy as a goblin could be
Then we checked the price today—
Put that spray can back away.
No more purple
No more blue
What’s a little goblin
Supposed to do?
Doo-ba-doo…
We need money too…
Tap-tap…
No, no.
Like this.
Tap… TAP.
Ohhh!
So we dance, dance, dance
For a little bit of change
Dance, dance, dance
’Cause the rent is kinda strange
Shake a little left
Shake a little right
Maybe we can buy
One spray can tonight
Just one?
Maybe two.
Ooooooh!
Then somebody said—
“Go online!”
“Do a little dance
You’ll be doing fine!”
So we made an account
And we learned a little move
I don’t understand it…
Just stay in the groove.
Shimmy for the camera
Turn around
Did we make some money?
…not a pound.
How many views?
Seven.
Seven thousand?!
…seven.
Ohhhhhhh.
Need a job!
Need a job!
Need some cash!
Need some cash!
Need some yellow!
That’s expensive!
Need some pink!
VERY expensive!
What about dinner?
Paint first.
PAINT FIRST!
One-two!
One-two-three!
Smile!
Turn!
Again!
Again!
Are we famous yet?
NO!
So we dance, dance, dance
For a little bit of change
Dance, dance, dance
In this very pricey age
Shake a little left
Shake a little right
Maybe we can buy
Some colours tonight
We don’t need a mansion
We don’t need a car
Just a couple spray cans
And a nice blank wall
Did somebody tip us?
YES!
HOW MUCH?!
…fifty pence.
WE’RE RICH!
Doo-ba-doo…
Ba-doo-ba-dee…
Get the blue one.
Can’t afford blue.
Get the little blue one.
Hee-hee-hee…