Ron Cooper Clarke

Ron Cooper Clarke "The world's first tribute poet" -
Available for gigs, parties, weddings, funerals etc. Cheaper than the real thing!!!

25/06/2026

Revenge is a dish best served cold. My mistake, I'm thinking of gazpacho.

Bob Dylan's first audition. (I'll get me coat.)
19/06/2026

Bob Dylan's first audition. (I'll get me coat.)

And today's winner of the Internet.
04/06/2026

And today's winner of the Internet.

I shall be performing a spoken word set about poetry here on June 5th under my occasional alter ego Tim Briffa. Do come.
18/05/2026

I shall be performing a spoken word set about poetry here on June 5th under my occasional alter ego Tim Briffa. Do come.

22/02/2026
This Friday!!! (Not sure who this Tim Briffa bloke is.)
29/10/2025

This Friday!!! (Not sure who this Tim Briffa bloke is.)

Funniest thing she's ever said.
08/08/2025

Funniest thing she's ever said.

Stand-up comedian Kate Smurthwaite has blamed Oasis for having to cancel two of her shows after no one turned up to her Edinburgh Fringe gigs.

Wonder if he'll be going down on one knee.
10/07/2025

Wonder if he'll be going down on one knee.

Sir Paul McCartney's ex-wife Heather Mills looked completely smitten with her partner Mick Dickman at The Flying Dutchman premiere in Vienna on Wednesday.

Looks like they really did mean 'everything for a pound.'
17/06/2025

Looks like they really did mean 'everything for a pound.'

Poundland has already closed more than a dozen stores over the past few months and there are several more branches that are scheduled to close this summer

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