06/10/2024
When our neighbours buy a new vehicle
We either say it’s not the latest or he should have built a house first
We are jealous like that 
We withdraw money from atm then count it before leaving
We are cautious 
We lock our car and then try to open it twice before leaving
We are like that 
We pay 100k to a witch doctor to know who stole our 10k
We are sometimes crazy 
We turn off the volume just to smell what’s burning
We are like that 
We never put our car keys or iPhones in our pocket
We are proud 
When we go out we turn off the lights just to confuse thieves
We are somehow smart 
We share beers and ci******es but we don’t share opportunities
We are selfish 
We are proud to be black though some of our sisters are light-skinned and we like them 
When the driver is taking an unfamiliar road we remove our earpieces to see clearly
We are just like that 
When someone is saying something strange
We remove our eyeglass to hear clearly
We are like that 
We love and read funny jokes like this one but we never bother to like or comment
We are selfish.
Welcome to Africa
GOOD MORNING
