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Phlegmingo Land was my least favourite Yorkshire theme park.
18/10/2024

Phlegmingo Land was my least favourite Yorkshire theme park.

COMPETITION TIME. These were the potential scent names I was considering before settling in Rhubarb & Grit. To win a gen...
05/10/2024

COMPETITION TIME. These were the potential scent names I was considering before settling in Rhubarb & Grit. To win a genuine bottle of Lynx Yorkshire, simply come up with your own ideas for scents and I'll get some labels printed and send a finished version to you

Want to keep up with the chuggers but not get completely trousered? Fancy a couple of brisk pints on your lunchtime brea...
04/10/2024

Want to keep up with the chuggers but not get completely trousered? Fancy a couple of brisk pints on your lunchtime break but need to remain focused enough to finish your afternoon work? Need to keep it relatively together for the kids, even though she's left you and never coming back? If so, Lord Sessioner 4‰ session lager is for you. Made with the purest, unfiltered bog water from becks and ditches all over Leeds, this sessionable, low-strength sup bears a nice, crisp balance of fermented bogwort and stripped-down Yorkshire watter. We would've made this 5.6% to keep up with the burgeoning Polish beer market but, y'know, times are hard, what with the ongoing financial crisis, we can't afford the sugar tax, the North is chronically underfunded compared to London, plus you'll buy more of it if we drastically reduce the alcohol content.

LORD SESSIONER - YOUR SESH NEEDS YOU

Ey up, scrubbers. Lynx Yorkshire has now hit the shelves, promising to invigorate you with the pungent whiffs of locally...
03/10/2024

Ey up, scrubbers. Lynx Yorkshire has now hit the shelves, promising to invigorate you with the pungent whiffs of locally sourced rhubarb and grit, underpinned by subtle notes of fresh grass, ale and soot. It's brewed in LS14 by Unilever and if you drive down Seacroft Ring Road, you can see plumes of red and black pumping triumphantly into the sky

PORK THIS WAY! The lads at the Aeromince butcher's stall in Leeds Market have served shredded pig to locals since the ea...
03/10/2024

PORK THIS WAY! The lads at the Aeromince butcher's stall in Leeds Market have served shredded pig to locals since the early 70s. Founding member Joe Peri-Peri initially couldn't afford a proper stall. Instead, he started trading by clamping a heavy, metal meat grinder to the top of his guitar amp and pumped out pig hash into a fedora, which was lined with greaseproof paper

The legend of The Pork Piper of Hamelin is a centuries-old, well-known story. An artisan abattoirist, dressed head-to-to...
03/10/2024

The legend of The Pork Piper of Hamelin is a centuries-old, well-known story. An artisan abattoirist, dressed head-to-toe in ruffled rashers, is hired by the townspeople of Leeds to lure an epidemic of pigs to their slaughter in Leeds Market. With his magic meat flute in hand, he leads the hapless grunters through the town and straight into the butcher's aisle

I've got many happy memories of school outings at Arsewater Valley Family Adventure Park in North Yorkshire. We were nev...
03/10/2024

I've got many happy memories of school outings at Arsewater Valley Family Adventure Park in North Yorkshire. We were never as happy as when we were dripping from head-to-toe in muck. It was once home to the world's filthiest roller coaster, The Ultish*te

Next up at the International Multisport Games 2112 is the 3rd Round Play-off between The Miami Dolphins and Leeds United...
03/10/2024

Next up at the International Multisport Games 2112 is the 3rd Round Play-off between The Miami Dolphins and Leeds United. Leeds won the toss and have chosen the yellow end of the pitch. As this is an away game for The Dolphins, they will be taking their pets onto the field to fortify their attack strategy. First out on the gravel is Team Captain Demontford Fontaigne, carrying with him the pigskin, racquet and signed copy of Tiger Woods Autobiography 'Can’t See The Woods For The Tweeds'. Out next leading the English team, to what is hoped to be their first victory against the American side, is Harry Dappleby of the 2nd Battalion Fusiliers Parachute Division, West Yorkshire. We can plainly see tucked under his arm the necessary tools for play: anvil, callipers, trill, handkerchief, peanut butter and live shrew

As the Yorkshire Muck tour bus rollocks on, let us reflect on the places we've been - all Yorkshire - the people we've m...
03/10/2024

As the Yorkshire Muck tour bus rollocks on, let us reflect on the places we've been - all Yorkshire - the people we've met - we're all Yorkshire, aren't we? - and all the Yorkshireness that took place on the day that was Yorkshire Muck Day

Quick stop-off in Blubberhouses for a pint with the locals
03/10/2024

Quick stop-off in Blubberhouses for a pint with the locals

Just mucking about on the river. Well, submerged in the Leeds & Liverpool canal, just behind Salt's Mill, Saltaire, Brad...
03/10/2024

Just mucking about on the river. Well, submerged in the Leeds & Liverpool canal, just behind Salt's Mill, Saltaire, Bradford. The driver thought everyone needed to cool down a bit, so in true Yorkshire style, he drove us into't nav

Shenanigans are well underway on the Yorkshire Muck tour bus. Yorkshire pride in full, mucky effect
03/10/2024

Shenanigans are well underway on the Yorkshire Muck tour bus. Yorkshire pride in full, mucky effect

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