Petrol Bastard

Petrol Bastard Tesco Value Prodigy. Electropunk party nonsense with lots of SWEARING AND MINDLESS VIOLENCE Like post-apocalyptic scavenger gangs as drawn by jim lee.

PETROL BASTARD is a 2-piece sweary electro-punk outfit from Leeds, UK. Currently playing shows nationwide and in Europe, they have supported such legends as Kunt & The Gang, The Kunts, Devvo, The Cheeky Girls, Sicknote, UK Subs and Anti Nowhere League. Petrol Bastard fit with punk, metal, and rave/dance events, but anything 18+ they guarantee a great show (a VERY energetic show, and they say f*ck

a LOT)! Some very old reviews / testimonials:
"Not sure if Swinefest was ready for Petrol Bastard. To tell you the truth, not sure the world is ready for Petrol Bastard. The music is the kind of demented noise techno that Alec Empire and his DHR cohorts excelled at, only ratcheted up several notches. The two bloke singers, one tall, skinny and wearing a zebra suit (yup, Zebra), the other squat, chunky and wearing primary colours, look and act like perverted cartoon characters whacked on crystal meth. The songs are peppered with references to wanking and f**king with the appropriate mimes eagerly supplied. The band aim to offend but it's so over the top ('Circuit Board Rammed Up My Arse') and self depreciating ('Petrol Bastard Are F**king Sh*t') that you just have to laugh." Steve Walsh (Vibrations Magazine)

"Goldie Lookin' Beastie Pistols..." Johnny Ultraviolence (Ultraviolence)

"Petrol Bastard were thoroughly entertaining, combining comedic posturing with hard, well crafted, impactful tunes that are surprisingly accessible. There's a buzz going around about them in the Leeds underground dance scene at the moment, and I've absolutely no doubt that within no time at all, their reputation will precede them far and wide." Fred Bloggs, Leeds radio DJ and promoter

"If laughing hysterically is the right reaction to have to Petrol Bastard then I loved it. Like a prodigy tribute done by the young ones, complete with cartoon violence and knob jokes. Take them seriously at your peril." Doc Brown- Delorean drivers

"WTF is with this Petrol Bastard, bloody weird mate" asked [a friend] a couple of days before Nortanz. Two days later he was moshing away at the front of the crowd!!! Think punk with electro backing, vibrant, noisy, energetic and offensive, exactly what we ordered!!! A great set and one of the highlights from the Nortanz show.”
Jason Russell - Festival Promoter and Manager

22/06/2026

An open letter to the four Gen A people who follow this page:
Please can there not be an indie revival. Gen Z did really really well with the rave revival, and every kid and their dog is now a producer (this isn't a dig I think this is genuinely a good thing), so please please please can the future not have guitars in it.

Don't repeat the mistakes of the millennials - my generation SUCKS - guitar music is unspeakably awful.

Ben, 37, a concerned old man yelling.

If you're in the market for a techno/ psytrance/ hard trance live act for your club night get in touch and I'll send you...
21/06/2026

If you're in the market for a techno/ psytrance/ hard trance live act for your club night get in touch and I'll send you a demo. I've finally got round to organising some of the hundreds of tracks I've written in the last few years into a playable format, and I'd like to get back into gigging. I used to play in filthy warehouses every weekend for years, but due to other interests getting in the way I'm out of the loop!

21/06/2026

Our new track ADIDAF is a right twisted banger and it's free to listen to for a limited period. Link in comments.

21/06/2026

I bet you do your big food shop in B&M.

It turns out AI has been trained on our songs, which hopefully poisoned its idea of music somewhat. You can use the tool...
21/06/2026

It turns out AI has been trained on our songs, which hopefully poisoned its idea of music somewhat. You can use the tool below to see if your art has been stolen too: https://www.theatlantic.com/category/ai-watchdog/

On the plus side, lots of our local electropunk peers didn't get scraped (I checked), which means we're better and more important than them. See you in hell, losers.

Have a listen to our newest musical guff.
21/06/2026

Have a listen to our newest musical guff.

Our new track. Get on it.

I dunno what all the hype about AI is anyway. I've just tried it and it's f*ckin useless.
20/06/2026

I dunno what all the hype about AI is anyway. I've just tried it and it's f*ckin useless.

20/06/2026

New track ADIDAF out now for our Patreon subscribers.

New track. Dropping this weekend. Just like Scotland's world cup odds.
20/06/2026

New track. Dropping this weekend. Just like Scotland's world cup odds.

19/06/2026

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