The Coulsdon Club

24/06/2026

❄️🤣🎤 COOLING DOWN GUARANTEED* 🎤🤣❄️
*Side effects may include: uncontrollable laughter, snorting, and telling your mates “you should’ve been there” 😂🎭
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/
❄️Feeling too hot? 🥵
❄️Try this clinically unproven method:

Buy a ticket 🎟️
Turn up 🎤
Laugh a lot 🤣😆
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/
Early reports suggest that buying tickets now will cool you down dramatically ❄️☃️
Scientists can’t explain it, but comedy fans swear by it 🎭✨

🎤🔥 SO WHAT IS THIS “TREATMENT”? 🔥🎤
It’s only the...COULSDON CLUB COMEDY NIGHT — TUESDAY JULY 16TH 🤣🌟
🎤🌟 HEADLINER: ADAM BLOOM
Quick‑fire, inventive, brilliantly original — a proper heavyweight of the UK comedy circuit 😂🤣
The kind of act who’ll have you laughing hard enough to generate your own breeze 😆🎭
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/
🎙️✨ MC: TOM TOAL
One of the UK’s most in‑demand MCs.
Tom’s rapid‑fire crowd work and infectious energy guarantee a cracking night from the very first moment 😄🙌
Cooler than your fan on turbo mode ❄️🎤

Plus top supporting acts bringing big‑room energy straight into Coulsdon 🎭🌟

📅 Tuesday 16th July
🕣 Show: 19:45
🕕 Doors: 17:45
🍻 Cold drinks • Cool room • Hot comedy

So yes, it’s roasting outside 🔥
No, we can’t fix the weather ☀️
But we can offer you this:
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/
🎟️❄️ Book now. Cool down. Laugh hard.
Coulsdon Club style — makes no medical sense, but feels absolutely brilliant 🤣🙌☃️
(Tickets also available to purchase over the bar in person at the club. Go to www.coulsdonclub.co.uk for opening times and much more)

22/06/2026

🎤✨COULSDON CLUB COMEDY NIGHT — JULY 16TH 🤣✨🎤
First‑class comedy • Exceptional acts • A reputation that’s flying 🎭🌟
Coulsdon’s biggest night of laughter is back — and next month’s line-up is an absolute belter.
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/

🌟🎤 HEADLINER: ADAM BLOOM 🎤🌟
Quick‑fire, inventive, brilliantly original — a true stand‑up master.
The kind of act that hits the room instantly and keeps it roaring 😂🤣😆

🎙️✨ MC: TOM TOAL ✨🎙️
One of the UK’s most in‑demand MCs.
Tom’s rapid‑fire crowd work and infectious energy guarantee a cracking night from the first “Good evening!”
This is a serious upgrade — and the room will feel it 😄🙌

Supported by top‑tier acts bringing big‑room energy straight into Coulsdon 🎭🌟
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/

📅 Thursday 16th July
🕣 Show: 19:45
🕕 Doors: 17:45
🍻 Great drinks • Great atmosphere • Great crowd

Coulsdon Club Comedy Night is now known for delivering proper, top‑tier comedy — the kind of nights people talk about long after they’ve left 😂🎟️

🎫 Book early. Bring your mates. Laugh properly.
Coulsdon style — warm, lively, and always a brilliant night out 🙌🍻
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/

22/06/2026

Every time we publish this list it seems there's been a show or two added... Tick them off and make sure you've got tickets for all of them. Tuesdays really are the best night of the week!

17/06/2026

ADAM BLOOM HEADS TO COULSDON – EARLY BIRD TICKETS ENDING SOON!
House of Stand Up proudly presents an unmissable night of live comedy at Coulsdon on Thursday 16th July, headlined by the phenomenal ADAM BLOOM!

🔥 Adam Bloom – One of the UK's most respected comedians, renowned for his lightning-fast wit, razor-sharp observations and brilliantly inventive stand-up. A favourite of both audiences and fellow comics alike.

Joining him is a stellar supporting line-up:

🎙 Stephen Owen – Effortlessly likeable with a sharp eye for everyday absurdities, delivering smart, engaging comedy packed with big laughs.

🎙 Alex Kitson – One of the fastest-rising stars on the UK circuit, combining clever writing, infectious energy and impeccable timing.

🎙 John Smith – A naturally funny storyteller with a warm stage presence and a knack for turning life's awkward moments into comedy gold.

🎤 MC: Tom Toal
One of the UK’s most in-demand MCs. Tom’s quick-fire crowd work and infectious energy guarantee a cracking night from the get-go.

⚠️ EARLY BIRD TICKETS END SOON! ⚠️

Don't miss your chance to grab discounted tickets before prices rise.

🎟 Tickets: https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon

💷 Check out our 'No Booking Fee' ticket option and save even more!

Gather your friends, secure your seats and get ready for a huge night of live stand-up comedy in Coulsdon!

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15/06/2026

🎤 Adam Bloom Heads to Coulsdon – Early Bird Tickets Ending Soon!

House of Stand Up proudly presents an unmissable night of live comedy at Coulsdon on Thursday 16th July, headlined by the phenomenal ADAM BLOOM!

🔥 Adam Bloom – One of the UK's most respected comedians, renowned for his lightning-fast wit, razor-sharp observations and brilliantly inventive stand-up. A favourite of both audiences and fellow comics alike.

Joining him is a stellar supporting line-up:

🎙 Stephen Owen – Effortlessly likeable with a sharp eye for everyday absurdities, delivering smart, engaging comedy packed with big laughs.

🎙 Alex Kitson – One of the fastest-rising stars on the UK circuit, combining clever writing, infectious energy and impeccable timing.

🎙 John Smith – A naturally funny storyteller with a warm stage presence and a knack for turning life's awkward moments into comedy gold.

🎤 MC: Tom Toal
One of the UK’s most in-demand MCs. Tom’s quick-fire crowd work and infectious energy guarantee a cracking night from the get-go.

⚠️ EARLY BIRD TICKETS END SOON! ⚠️

Don't miss your chance to grab discounted tickets before prices rise.

🎟 Tickets: https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon

💷 Check out our 'No Booking Fee' ticket option and save even more!

Gather your friends, secure your seats and get ready for a huge night of live stand-up comedy in Coulsdon!

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11/06/2026

11/06/2026

🎤✨ COULSDON CLUB COMEDY NIGHT — THE BIG ONE IS BACK ✨🎤
📅 Thursday 16th July *🕣 Show: 19:45 🕕 Doors: 17:45
🍻 Great drinks. Great atmosphere. Great crowd
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/
🎭✨First‑class comedy. Exceptional acts. A reputation that’s now properly taking off.🤣

🎭✨Coulsdon’s biggest night of laughter returns on July 16th, and this month’s headliner is an absolute heavyweight of the comedy circuit.

🌟 ADAM BLOOM — LIVE ON STAGE 🌟
One of the UK’s most inventive, quick‑fire, brilliantly original comedians.🤣
🎭✨A true stand‑up master with a style that hits from the first line.
✨This is a headline set you don’t want to hear about second‑hand.✨
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/
Backed by top supporting acts bringing big‑room energy straight into your local club.

Coulsdon Club Comedy Night has become known for delivering genuine, top‑tier comedy — the kind of nights people talk about long after the lights come up.
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/
🎟️ Book early. Bring your mates. Laugh properly.
Coulsdon style — confident, warm, and always a great night out.

You can also buy tickets from behind the bar. Go to www.coulsdonclub.co.uk for opening times and much more

08/06/2026

🤣🎭 COULSDON CLUB COMEDY NIGHT — STILL RAISING THE BAR 🤣🎭
First‑class comedy. Exceptional acts. A reputation that keeps growing.
Coulsdon’s favourite night of laughter returns on July 16th, bringing you a headliner who delivers every single time.
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/
🌟 ADAM BLOOM — LIVE ON STAGE 🌟
Quick‑fire. Inventive. Brilliantly original.
A true comic’s comic — and he’s coming to your local club.
Supported by top‑tier acts who bring the big‑room energy straight to Coulsdon.

📅 Thursday 16th July
🕣 Show: 19:45
🕕 Doors: 17:45
🍻 Great drinks. Great atmosphere. Great people.

🤣🎭Coulsdon Club Comedy Night is now known for delivering proper, first‑class comedy — the kind of nights people talk about for weeks.
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/
🎟️ Book early. Bring friends. Laugh loud.
Comedy done right — Coulsdon style.

GET YOUR EARLY BIRD TICKETS NOW WHILE THEY ARE AVAILABLE. Book now to secure the best prices before the offer ends.

🎭Tickets are also available from behind the bar in person. Go to www.coulsdonclub.co.uk for opening times and much more

31/05/2026

Tuesdays have become a lot of peoples favourite night of the week. A cheap bar, comfortable surroundings, a friendly crowd, outstanding live music and, at The Tuesday Night Music Club in The Coulsdon Club, they respect their fellow audience members and the artists and don't talk when the musicians are playing! No real surprise that tickets for all the shows are being snapped up - got yours?