Lazy Susan

Lazy Susan UK based drag queen available for bookings nationwide. Live Singing🎙️, Cabaret Performer , Host & Private Events.

Probably the only Wetherspoons UK resident Drag Queen 💅

🌈✨ MY BIG WEEK OF CHAOS, CAMP & CASH ✨🌈Brighton & Bournemouth babes… I’m out ALL WEEK causing trouble, serving looks, an...
09/06/2026

🌈✨ MY BIG WEEK OF CHAOS, CAMP & CASH ✨🌈

Brighton & Bournemouth babes… I’m out ALL WEEK causing trouble, serving looks, and handing out cash and prizes like the generous queen I am 💅🔥

📍 WEDNESDAY — The West Quay, Brighton Marina — 7pm
I’m hosting my LAST QUIZ before the World Cup break, so get your gorgeous selves down for big laughs and even bigger winnings.
There’s over £100 in cash up for grabs — and yes, I fully expect a drink if you win 😘

📍 THURSDAY — The Market Inn Brighton — from 7pm
It’s Lazy Susan’s Quiz vs Cabaret — where trivia meets talent and I referee the chaos 💃🎤
Cash, prizes, sass, and me shouting god knows what at strangers. Heaven.

📍 FRIDAY — The Guinea Pig, Brighton — 8:30pm
Join me for Lazy Susan’s Full House — bingo, cabaret, and the kind of questionable decisions that make life worth living.
Book your spot now — spaces run out faster than my patience:
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lazy-susans-full-house-drag-bingo-and-cabaret-tickets-1989778299457

📍 SATURDAY — Bournemouth Takeover
7pm — Dreamboys Bournemouth
I’ll be serving vocals, glamour, and enough camp to power the entire seafront ✨

11:30pm & 1am — Fireball Bar & Club Bournemouth
Late‑night shows, live singing, and pure unhinged midnight energy. Bring your friends, your lovers, and that one straight mate who “LOVES drag” 🔥

Come to one, come to all, it’s a full on variety extravaganza this week!

Let’s make it loud, sparkly, and wildly irresponsible 🌈💖🔥

✨ Bournemouth, I hope you’re feeling flammable — because I’m lighting up FIREBALL ✨I’m bringing all my chaotic, sparkly ...
05/06/2026

✨ Bournemouth, I hope you’re feeling flammable — because I’m lighting up FIREBALL ✨

I’m bringing all my chaotic, sparkly nonsense to my brand‑new stage for the night: Fireball Bar & Club and I’m ready to make myself very comfortable 🔥💃

🎤 Saturday 13th June
⏰ 11:30pm & 1am
📍 Fireball Bar & Club Bournemouth

I cannot WAIT to break in that stage with live vocals, big camp energy, and enough glitter to make the cleaners lodge a formal complaint ✨💅

And if you’re into a performer who treats choreography as a polite suggestion, you’re in the right place — I’ll be serving chaos with confidence.

Come join me — we’ll shake the room harder than a cheap ring light on a windy day 💖🔥

Outfit by Morgan Wells
Wig by The Brighton Birdcage
Makeup Kryolan UK / Jolie Beauty

05/06/2026

🎤✨ DRAG BINGO IS BACK, BABY! ✨🎤

By popular demand, the fabulous Lazy Susan is returning to The Guinea Pig for another outrageous night of bingo, cabaret, laughs, and chaos 💃🔥

🗓 Friday 12th June
⏰ Starts 8:30pm
📍 The Guinea Pig, 218 D**e Road, BN1 5AA
💷 £2 to play
🎟 FREE ENTRY

Expect big prizes, bigger personalities, and a night you definitely won’t forget 👀🍻

Gather your gang, grab a drink, and get ready to shout “BINGO!” louder than ever 🏠✨

Get your tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1989778299457?aff=oddtdtcreator

Serving you a rainbow‑soaked announcement, babes — because I am officially launching my Pride Edition business cards and...
01/06/2026

Serving you a rainbow‑soaked announcement, babes — because I am officially launching my Pride Edition business cards and they are CAMP, Q***R, and CARRYING 🌈✨💅

💖✨ I’m stepping into Pride season with a fresh stack of cards louder than a whistle at the front of the parade.
Think glitter, think colour, think “did she really?” — yes, she did. And she did it in high definition rainbow realness.

🏳️‍🌈 These cards aren’t just business cards… they’re mini Pride floats you can hold in your hand.
Perfect for networking, flirting, booking me, or pretending you know me personally (I support the fantasy).

🔥 Whether you catch me at a show, a bar, or a brunch, ask for one — I’ll be handing them out like confetti at a q***r wedding.

🌈💋 Pride is about visibility, joy, and showing up as your fiercest self — and honey, these cards SHOW UP.







Wig by Wigs & Things By Brenda LaBeau
Outfit by
Makeup /

Brighton, we’re hitting pause on the glitter… but only for a moment. ✨My Drag Brunch debut at is now strutting its way ...
29/05/2026

Brighton, we’re hitting pause on the glitter… but only for a moment. ✨

My Drag Brunch debut at is now strutting its way to 20th June.
Trust me — this extra time is only making the show fiercer, funnier, and far more fabulous.

Grab your brunch besties, warm up those mimosas, and get ready for a 20th June that serves looks, laughs, and lash‑glue‑level commitment. 💋💅

See you then, darlings — it’s going to be a show worth waiting for.





Brighton, warm up your voices and your vodka tonics — I’m strutting back into The Zone Bar this Saturday at 9pm 💅🎤I’ll b...
13/05/2026

Brighton, warm up your voices and your vodka tonics — I’m strutting back into The Zone Bar this Saturday at 9pm 💅🎤

I’ll be serving live vocals, big laughs, and enough camp chaos to make even the Eurovision jury clutch their scorecards 😱

Think big hair, bigger attitude, and the kind of over the top energy that would make even Dynasty look understated 🤣

See you Saturday, The Zone Bar Brighton — I’m ready to spin, shimmy, and maybe even hit the high notes with more audacity than a key change in the final chorus ✨💖

Peaceful, poised, and a little bit dangerous 💁‍♀️💅Wig by The Brighton BirdcageOutfit by Warren and TappMakeup Kryolan UK...
10/05/2026

Peaceful, poised, and a little bit dangerous 💁‍♀️💅

Wig by The Brighton Birdcage
Outfit by Warren and Tapp
Makeup Kryolan UK / Jolie Beauty
Location The Bootlegger Brighton

SURPRISE, SWEETIES 💋Your Saturday karaoke just got upgraded to Deluxe Glitter Edition™ because The Market Inn Brighton, ...
09/05/2026

SURPRISE, SWEETIES 💋

Your Saturday karaoke just got upgraded to Deluxe Glitter Edition™ because The Market Inn Brighton, I'm coming for you! at 9pm to host the most chaotic sing‑off this side of Studio 54 🌈

✨(That's right, you've just got a last-minute fabulous edition to your favourite 7pm karaoke)

If you’ve ever wanted to:
💥 Belt an anthem
💥 Witness drag‑fuelled mayhem
💥 See a room full of strangers become a power‑ballad cult …tonight is YOUR NIGHT.

Let’s make Brighton shake harder than a Rubik’s Cube in a washing machine 💅🌀

✨ FULL HOUSE! is BACK, baby! ✨After our last bingo & cabaret night at The Guinea Pig sold out faster than you can say “d...
07/05/2026

✨ FULL HOUSE! is BACK, baby! ✨
After our last bingo & cabaret night at The Guinea Pig sold out faster than you can say “dabbers at the ready!”, we’re doing it all again — Friday 12th June @ 8:30pm 🎉

If you missed out last time… don’t make the same tragic life choices twice. Tables booked up in a flash, so get ahead of the crowd and reach out to the fabulous team at The Guinea Pig directly to secure your spot early. Trust me, you’ll want a front‑row seat for this one 😏

Book your space at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lazy-susans-full-house-drag-bingo-and-cabaret-tickets-1989778299457?utm-campaign=social&utm-content=attendeeshare&utm-medium=discovery&utm-term=listing&utm-source=wsa&aff=ebdsshwebmobile

💖 What’s in store?

Cabaret sass served fresh by yours truly, Lazy Susan

Bingo madness for just £2 per person — dabbers out, darlings!

Prizes that’ll make you feel like you’ve won the lottery (or at least a decent scratch card)

FREE ENTRY if you just want to soak up the vibes, sip something cute, and enjoy the chaos

80s energy pumping all night — neon, nonsense, and nostalgia 🌈

So grab your mates, your dates, your houseplants — whoever’s up for a camp night out — and let’s make it another FULL HOUSE! 🏳️‍🌈✨

📣 Book early. Turn up loud. Bring the attitude.
See you at , Brighton’s cheekiest little hotspot 🐹💋

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