Lazy Susan

Lazy Susan UK based drag queen available for bookings nationwide. Live Singing🎙️, Cabaret Performer , Host & Private Events.

Late‑night glamour with no audience, just the lens and the mood.Past the curfew, chasing the kind of stillness you only ...
03/09/2026

Late‑night glamour with no audience, just the lens and the mood.

Past the curfew, chasing the kind of stillness you only get at 12AM.

Hair by
Outfit by Secret Sewing Rooms
Makeup Kryolan Professional Make-up / BPerfect Cosmetics
Location provided by themarketinnbrighton
Photography by Mitch Scott

01/09/2026

🎤 LAZY SUSAN — SEPTEMBER SHOW LINEUP 🎤✨

A full month of live vocals, cabaret confidence and brilliant audiences — here’s everywhere you’ll find me this September

🎤 NEW RESIDENCY!!

🎤 Hove ‘ACTUALLY’ It’s Karaoke — The Guinea Pig
Every other Wednesday from 2nd September — free entry, free shot for singers (one per night, per singer)

❓🎤 Quiz Vs Cabaret — The Market Inn Brighton every Thursday from 8pm
Trivia and Cabaret collide in the most wonderfully bizarre way!

🌈 SUNDAY 5TH — MANCHESTER
7:30pm — The Rem Bar Manchester
Followed by a second spot at The Goose just round the corner.

🎉 SATURDAY 12TH — THE MARKET INN, BRIGHTON
Alan’s Birthday & Retirement Party — a full cabaret set for a big celebration.

🍹 FRIDAY 18TH — RUMOUR HAS IT, BRIGHTON — 6PM
Part of their Tequila & Mezcal Event during Brighton Cocktail Festival.

🥂 SATURDAY 19TH — The Bootlegger Brighton — 2PM
Bottomless Drag Brunch — afternoon vocals and great drinks.

🌿 SUNDAY 20TH — THE CANOPY BRIGHTON — MIDDAY
A bright, feel‑good Sunday cabaret session.

🎶 FRIDAY 25TH — THE GUINEA PIG — 8:30PM
Lazy Susan’s Drag Bingo: The Music Edition — big tunes, big prizes.

I’m sure nobody’s ever said this before but THANK GOD IT’S MONDAY!!!🤣In spite of the curse of the national rail gods, ...
31/08/2026

I’m sure nobody’s ever said this before but THANK GOD IT’S MONDAY!!!🤣

In spite of the curse of the national rail gods, I made it on time, in one piece and had the BEST time performing in Bristol at Seamus O’Donnells and Bournemouth at Fireball Bar & Club - Bournemouth

Thanks to everyone who came along and joined in the fun, I’ll see you all again soon 🥰


🎤✨ HOVE… ‘ACTUALLY’ IT’S KARAOKE! ✨🎤Karaoke is landing at The Guinea Pig and I’ll be on hosting duty — keeping the chaos...
31/08/2026

🎤✨ HOVE… ‘ACTUALLY’ IT’S KARAOKE! ✨🎤

Karaoke is landing at The Guinea Pig and I’ll be on hosting duty — keeping the chaos cute, the vocals loud and the energy high. If you’re ready to grab the mic, unleash your inner superstar and sing your heart out, this one’s for you. 🌟🎶

📅 Every other Wednesday Starting 2nd September from 7:30pm
🗓️ Specific dates for September: 2nd, 16th, and 30th
📍 The Guinea Pig, 218 D**e Road, BN1 5AA

🍹 FREE ENTRY
🥃 A FREE SHOT for every singer — one per performer, per night!

Whether you’re a shower singer, a karaoke legend or someone who gets brave after a couple of drinks… this is your stage. 🎤🔥

Tag your karaoke crew, pick your power ballad and get ready to UNLEASH YOUR INNER HEADLINER.

See you at the mic. 🍻🎤

✨📼 Bournemouth, dust off your Tamagotchis because I’m going FULL 90s this Saturday night. 📼✨🌈✨ I’m crashing into Firebal...
27/08/2026

✨📼 Bournemouth, dust off your Tamagotchis because I’m going FULL 90s this Saturday night. 📼✨

🌈✨ I’m crashing into Fireball Bar & Club - Bournemouth ‘s Back to the 90s Bank Holiday party like a rogue LimeWire download — unpredictable, slightly dangerous, and guaranteed to cause a scene.

I’m bringing live vocals, hair higher than a Nokia ringtone, and enough 90s attitude to make Geri leaving the Spice Girls look subtle.
Expect:
* Girl‑band harmonies
* Boy‑band choreography I have no business attempting
* Glitter levels last seen on Top of the Pops
* And the kind of camp chaos that would get me banned from the CBBC broom cupboard.

📅 Saturday Night — Bank Holiday Weekend
📍 Fireball Bournemouth
🎤 I’m performing LIVE and aggressively nostalgic

So pull on your butterfly clips, your platform trainers, your questionable cargo trousers, and come scream the night away with me. Let’s make this Bank Holiday feel like the exact moment you first heard “...Baby One More Time.”
I’ll see you on the dancefloor looking like a fever dream from Smash Hits magazine. ✨🔥

🌈✨ I’m BACK at Seamus O’Donnells this Friday night ✨🌈After years away, I’m finally sashaying back onto that stage — and ...
26/08/2026

🌈✨ I’m BACK at Seamus O’Donnells this Friday night ✨🌈

After years away, I’m finally sashaying back onto that stage — and I’m not coming alone. I’m rolling in with the unstoppable Stephanie Von Clitz and the delicious chaos tornado Joanna Bumme, and together we’re about to turn Seamus’ into a full‑blown drag revival.

It’s my first show there in several years, and trust me… I’m making up for lost time.
Live vocals, unhinged stories, questionable decisions, and the kind of camp nonsense that gets talked about for months.

📅 Friday night
📍 Seamus O’Donnell’s
🎤 Lazy Susan x Steven Banks x Joanna bumme/Jordan Hidle

✨ A triple threat of glitter, glamour, and absolute foolishness.

If you’ve missed me — come scream.
If you’ve never seen me — come witness.
If you’re just here for the chaos — you’re in the right place.

Let’s make this comeback night unforgettable. 💋✨





💔✨ WE NEED TO TALK… ABOUT WEDNESDAY NIGHT ✨💔West Quay • 7pm • Brighton MarinaI’ve been putting this off, but it’s time.T...
24/08/2026

💔✨ WE NEED TO TALK… ABOUT WEDNESDAY NIGHT ✨💔

West Quay • 7pm • Brighton Marina

I’ve been putting this off, but it’s time.
This Wednesday is… our last quiz together.
Our final night. Our big, messy, glitter‑covered goodbye.

And because we’re ending things, everything between us has to be settled.
No loose ends. No rollovers. No “maybe next week”.
Every prize MUST be won.

It’s closure, babe. Emotional and financial.
💸 The cash jackpot? You’re taking it.
🎫 The scratchcards? They’re yours now.
🍹 The £25 bar tab? I can’t keep it — it belongs with you.

I don’t want to drag this out.
One last night of chaos, laughter, questionable decisions, and me shouting “PHONES DOWN” like I’m begging you to listen.

£2 per person.
Arrive early — you know how we get when things end, and I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you walk away 😝🍑

Bring your mates. Bring your heart.
Let’s make this breakup unforgettable.

✨🎤 BIG FAT LAZY WEEKENDER – BRIGHTON & BOURNEMOUTH 🎤✨Brighton, we start strong:🍹 Saturday – 4pm at The Bootlegger Bright...
21/08/2026

✨🎤 BIG FAT LAZY WEEKENDER – BRIGHTON & BOURNEMOUTH 🎤✨

Brighton, we start strong:
🍹 Saturday – 4pm at The Bootlegger Brighton for Bottomless Drag Brunch — live vocals, camp chaos and cocktails that do not know when to stop.

🔥 Saturday – 9pm at The Zone Bar Brighton — full‑tilt cabaret, big energy, bigger notes, and absolutely no behaving.

🎉 Bournemouth, your turn:
🎱 Sunday – 6pm at Pride Bar Bournemouth for Guess Who? Drag Bingo — with a £283 jackpot ready to go home with someone who can handle the glory.
A whole weekend of unapologetically LAZY drag — see you there.

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LAZY. has a little something up its sleeve… 👀
20/08/2026

LAZY. has a little something up its sleeve… 👀

🎶💃 MUSIC BINGO! 💃🎶I’m bringing a night of bingo, beats, banter and fabulous drag to The Guinea Pig ! 🐹✨Expect music bing...
17/08/2026

🎶💃 MUSIC BINGO! 💃🎶

I’m bringing a night of bingo, beats, banter and fabulous drag to The Guinea Pig ! 🐹✨
Expect music bingo packed with the hits you love, plenty of fun, and a healthy dose of outrageous cabaret along the way 🎤🎉

📅 25th September
⏰ 8:30pm
🎟️ FREE ENTRY
🎫 £2 to play — cash & card accepted!

Bring your mates, bring your music knowledge, and bring your best bingo luck… I’m aiming for a FULL HOUSE 🏠🔥

📍 The Guinea Pig at The D**e
218 D**e Road, BN1 5AA

Tag your bingo crew and get ready to BINGO! 💋🎶

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