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Lazy Susan UK based drag queen available for bookings worldwide. Live Singing🎙️, Cabaret Performer , Host & Private Events.

🎤💋 **HOVE ACTUALLY… IT’S KARAOKE!** 💋🎤Brighton, dust off those vocal cords because **this Wednesday is shaping up to be ...
19/10/2026

🎤💋 **HOVE ACTUALLY… IT’S KARAOKE!** 💋🎤

Brighton, dust off those vocal cords because **this Wednesday is shaping up to be our BIGGEST and BUSIEST night yet!** 🔥👑

I’m back at The Guinea Pig , D**e Road, Hove, and we’re ready to turn hump day into a full-blown HUMP-SING DAY! 🍻🎶

🎟️ **FREE ENTRY. FREE SINGING. FREE SHOT for every singer on their first song!** 🥃

🍔 A local pub praised for its top-notch grub and brilliant service? Tick!
🎤 Your chance to unleash your inner superstar? Tick!
💖 Supporting local venues and making midweek memories? ABSOLUTELY!

**We’re expecting a BUSY one** 💋 Grab your mates, get down early, bag yourselves a spot and help us light up The Guinea Pig! 🌟

📸 We’ll be capturing the magic, so come sing, be seen and be part of the madness!

**This Wednesday. Your song. Your shot. Your moment.** 👠✨

🎃 SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES… 👻💋Get ready for a Halloween night of dark glamour, wicked mischief and deliciously de...
15/10/2026

🎃 SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES… 👻💋

Get ready for a Halloween night of dark glamour, wicked mischief and deliciously devilish cabaret! 💀✨

I’m bringing a little extra CURSE to The Market Inn, Brighton, with a night of spooky shenanigans, Halloween magic and cabaret with a wicked twist! 🕷️🔮

🦇 SATURDAY 31ST OCTOBER ⏰ FROM 8PM 📍 The Market Inn Brighton

Dig out your darkest finery, gather your ghoul gang and come out to play! 🖤🥀
Expect tricks, treats and a healthy dose of cabaret wickedness… because Halloween is the perfect excuse to unleash your darker side! 🎃👻

💋 LAZY SUSAN’S CURSED CABARET — COME IF YOU DARE! 💋

Tag your fellow creatures of the night and let’s make it a Halloween to remember! 🕸️🦇

🎃🖤

🎃💀 LAZY SUSAN’S SINISTER SALOON 💀🎃👻 GHOULS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN! 👻Halloween is creeping up, and things are about to get a...
13/10/2026

🎃💀 LAZY SUSAN’S SINISTER SALOON 💀🎃

👻 GHOULS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN! 👻
Halloween is creeping up, and things are about to get a little boo-zy at The Guinea Pig ! 🧙‍♀️🍻

Join me on Friday 30th October from 7:30pm for Lazy Susan’s Sinister Saloon — an evening of spooky games, devilish delights and enough Halloween mischief to wake the dead! 💀🕸️

🎃 WHAT’S THE FRIGHT?
🦇 Halloween-themed games to put your skills to the test. No tricks, just treats… well, mostly!

👻 BEST DRESSED COMPETITION! 👻
Think you can serve up a look that’ll raise the dead? Got a costume that’s drop-dead gorgeous? Then get your freak on, because there are TWO PRIZES UP FOR GRABS! 🏆

🥇 FIRST PLACE: A Sunday roast voucher worth a whopping £65! Now that’s what I call a grave-y good prize! 🍖🍽️

🥈 SECOND PLACE: Some exclusive Hawkstone merch — because nothing says spooky season quite like looking fang-tastic! 🧛‍♂️🍻

So whether you’re a wicked witch, a sexy vampire, a ghoul-friend or a certified creature of the night, get those costumes ready and come dressed to kill! 🔪💋

📍 The Guinea Pig 📅 Friday 30th October ⏰ From 7:30pm

Gather your boos, summon your squad and come have a hell of a time! 👻
It’s going to be a scream… and if your outfit doesn’t slay, did you even dress up? 💅🎃

See you there, you spooky little souls! 🖤

🚨💋 LAZY SUSAN’S GAME SHOW IS BACK! 💋🚨After a brief sabbatical, your favourite chaotic game show has found a brand-new ho...
07/10/2026

🚨💋 LAZY SUSAN’S GAME SHOW IS BACK! 💋🚨

After a brief sabbatical, your favourite chaotic game show has found a brand-new home!

📍 The Market Inn Brighton
🍺 Brighton’s sneaky little backstreet boozer
🎲 EVERY FRIDAY — 8PM

Expect a glorious cocktail of CABARET, COMPETITION, CHAOS & DRINKS! 🍹💃

🎤 CABARET from your hostess, Lazy Susan
🧠 QUIZ — Put your thinking caps on! General knowledge, questionable knowledge and things you definitely should know.
🎱 BINGO — eyes down, hoes!
🃏 PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT — Higher? Lower? Who knows?! Make the wrong choice and you’ll be crying into your pint. 🍺
🎡 SPIN THE WHEEL — Spin it. Scream. Pray. Blame Susan.

💷 £2 PER PERSON, PER GAME
🚨 CASH ONLY — NO CARD PAYMENTS FOR GAMES 🚨

You don’t have to play everything — pick your game, take your chance and every game has a prize! 🏆💰

Bring your mates, your date, your mum, your nan, or that one friend who thinks they’re really clever. 😂

🎭 CABARET
🎲 4 GAMES
🏆 4 PRIZES
💰 £2 PER GAME PER PERSON
🍺 BOOZE
😂 LAUGHS
💋 ONE VERY LAZY SUSAN

📍 themarketinnbrighton
⏰ EVERY FRIDAY — 8PM

THE GAMES ARE BACK. THE BOOZE IS READY.

COME GET LAZY WITH SUSAN. 💋🍺🎡

Fresh back from a well earned holiday, here’s a little 2026 diary update… I’ve got some dates available between now and ...
03/10/2026

Fresh back from a well earned holiday, here’s a little 2026 diary update… 

I’ve got some dates available between now and the end of the year, and I’m looking for more parties, celebrations and events to cause a little chaos at! ✨

🎃 Halloween parties
🎂 Birthdays
💍 Hen parties
🎄 Christmas parties
🥂 Corporate events
💋 Private celebrations

Whether you need a full-blown drag extravaganza or just a little extra sparkle, I’m ready to bring the glamour, sass and questionable behaviour.

Got an event coming up? Slide into my DMs and let’s get you booked in!

Most importantly, let’s make some memories together! 

On Sundays we do brunch — and yesterday Brighton served pure bliss.Drag found its way up to Seven Dials at The Canopy , ...
21/09/2026

On Sundays we do brunch — and yesterday Brighton served pure bliss.

Drag found its way up to Seven Dials at The Canopy , that gorgeous little oasis of great vibes, great cocktails, and the kind of relaxed atmosphere that makes performing feel like a warm hug.

It was an absolute pleasure to perform and the perfect way to wrap up a packed, chaotic, joy‑stuffed week of shows.

Brighton, you’ve kept me fed, watered, and wonderfully unhinged — wouldn’t have it any other way.

Raised her right — lashes, laughter, and a little light trauma 💅 When milzersberry asks me to paint her face we never do...
20/09/2026

Raised her right — lashes, laughter, and a little light trauma 💅

When milzersberry asks me to paint her face we never do things by half. After a terrible pregnancy by the way, welcome to the world, Sue Vide. Already making mother proud while mildly getting on my dishwasher t**s! 😊

Outfits by Secret Sewing Rooms
Wigs by
Makeup Kryolan Professional Make-up / Anastasia Beverly Hills
Photography by Mitch Scott

🎤✨ Brighton, get ready. From 8pm tonight, themarketinnbrighton becomes the battleground for Quiz Vs Cabaret — where your...
17/09/2026

🎤✨ Brighton, get ready.

From 8pm tonight, themarketinnbrighton becomes the battleground for Quiz Vs Cabaret — where your general knowledge meets my microphone.

Expect live vocals, ridiculous challenges, proper prizes, and a cash pot that’s waiting to be claimed.

If you’ve got the smarts or the sparkle, you’re already halfway there. ✨💸🎭

📍 The Market Inn, Brighton
⏰ 8pm
🎤 Quiz • Cabaret • Chaos

I had the pleasure of spending Tuesday evening basking in the opulence of the Grand Hotel Brighton hosting bingo and cab...
17/09/2026

I had the pleasure of spending Tuesday evening basking in the opulence of the Grand Hotel Brighton hosting bingo and cabaret, and safe to say we had a blast 🥰

Huge thanks to Alan and Mandy for inviting me to perform alongside the incredible Jennie Castell for Alan’s birthday / r...
16/09/2026

Huge thanks to Alan and Mandy for inviting me to perform alongside the incredible Jennie Castell for Alan’s birthday / retirement party

The theme was carnival, and themarketinnbrighton was our Big Top for the night - shout out to everyone who worked hard to make the evening so fun for everyone

Photos courtesy of the incredibly talented Mitch Scott

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