Threkka

Threkka Threkka is a free iPhone game where your real-world movement powers in-game progress. Run, lift, dance – it all counts. This is your movement, ritualised.

Threkka fits around real fitness journeys, turns effort into impact, and helps build lasting habits.

Hi hi hi – If you've just received a wholly impersonal 'please like me!' message, here's the context...Maybe you know th...
16/06/2025

Hi hi hi –
If you've just received a wholly impersonal 'please like me!' message, here's the context...

Maybe you know this, maybe you don’t, maybe we’ve not had contact for ages – but! I’ve spent the last few years building Threkka — a free iPhone game designed to help regular folk build healthy habits.

As a one-person dev army, it’s crazy-hard to get people to even know it exists. So, I’m launching on Facebook in the hope it’ll help spread the word a bit further.

If you haven't already, if you can drop me a like to help prime the algorithm, I’d really appreciate it.

And if you fancy trying Threkka yourself, or know someone who might benefit from some folkloric fitness help, it’s on the App Store. UK-only for now.

📱 https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/threkka/id6738742541

03/06/2025

They call me Grumpy Ray now.

[originally posted on Insta, 10th April 2025]

But there was a time – long ago, before my limbs were animated… before I even HAD limbs to animate – when I was just a sprite.

One-Sprite Ray.

Flat. Cribbed off the internet. Glitching through timelines I wasn't cleared to enter.

And yet… I worked.

I spread joy and good cheer (contractually), across the fitness multiverse – even when my GPS couldn't tell a treadmill from a tar pit.

They say movement forges fate.

I think that might be true.

This? This was the song someone sang for me… back when I was just trying to make it out of the loading screen.

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Start ritualising your movement today with Threkka – a free iPhone game, available now in the UK:

📱 https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/threkka/id6738742541

03/06/2025

🏃‍♂️ Workout Wednesday: Brighton 10K (with Jim) 💀

[originally posted on Insta, 9th April 2025]

Sunshine. Sea breeze. Thousands of runners.

And one spectral observer from Death Inc.

🧾 Pace: steady.

💀 Morale: irrelevant.

🧍‍♂️ Jim: mostly unimpressed.

This was Run Club Fam in full force – CrossFit Connect Crew turning out strong.

Me? I earned that Sweat.

Jim? He probably filed a report or something.

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Start ritualising your movement today with Threkka – a free iPhone game, available now in the UK:

📱 https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/threkka/id6738742541

03/06/2025

💼 Monday Motivation: Opt-Out Request Submitted 🫡

[originally posted on Insta, 7th April 2025]

Beamed in. Took one look around.

🗂️ Filed a mental HR report.

🙅 Requested immediate offboarding.

💀 Denied, obviously.

Some Champs rise to meet Monday.

Auren?

She'd rather draft a strongly worded exit memo.

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Start ritualising your movement today with Threkka – a free iPhone game, available now in the UK:

📱 https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/threkka/id6738742541

03/06/2025

⚡ Feature Friday: Skip the Ceremony, Keep the Gainz ⚡

[originally posted on Insta, 4th April 2025]

Used to be, fitOS made you watch the whole Sweat or Session result ceremony:

📊 Bar charts.

⏳ Countdowns.

🎉 A little fanfare.

Nice? Sure.

Quick? Not so much.

Now?

✨ Tap to skip straight to the 🎉

You've seen it. You've earned it. Move on with your awesome sweaty life.

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Start ritualising your movement today with Threkka – a free iPhone game, available now in the UK:

📱 https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/threkka/id6738742541

03/06/2025

📞 Throwback Thursday: The Lost PhaseTime Placeholder 🪞

[originally posted on Insta, 3rd April 2025]

Once upon a time, PhaseTime had a prototype.

And that prototype… was me.

🪒 Buzzcut.

😶 No beard.

🫣 Deep placeholder energy.

The footage? Gone. Mercifully.

But the glow-up? Ongoing. Beardier. Hairier. Still chaotic.

Everything's fabulous.

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Start ritualising your movement today with Threkka – a free iPhone game, available now in the UK:

📱 https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/threkka/id6738742541

03/06/2025

🚵‍♂️ Workout Wednesday: Norchids 🥀

[originally posted on Insta, 2nd April 2025]

Took the bike (and Wally) up to Castle Hill.

🪻 Orchid season? Not yet.

🚗 Casberk? Out there.

✨ Stacey Dooley? Yes. Real. Glorious.

What did I gain?

❌ Orchids

✅ Lactic acid

💫 A fleeting moment of joy

I'll take it.

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Start ritualising your movement today with Threkka – a free iPhone game, available now in the UK:

📱 https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/threkka/id6738742541

03/06/2025

🧹 Try-Out Tuesday: Humbert Discovers Curling 🧊

[originally posted on Insta, 1st April 2025]

He came.

He watched.

He misinterpreted everything.

🎭 Declared the broom 'an instrument of absolution.'

🥌 Gasped at the stone 'kissing the button.'

💀 Whispered 'this is art' with tears in his eyes.

Did he understand the rules?

Absolutely not.

Did he mean every word?

More than life itself.

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Start ritualising your movement today with Threkka – a free iPhone game, available now in the UK:

📱 https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/threkka/id6738742541

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