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04/09/2026

Every Desi doctor was incepted by their parents as kids 🤯 Tour on sale now! 🎟️

04/09/2026

This video is only for the people of SHEFFIELD 👍🏽

(and Rotherham 👎🏽)

04/09/2026

Show 2 ✅

The Only Way is Essex 💋

Thank you Woodford for such a crazy fun show! I have misery guts’ face etched in my brain 😭

Thank you local legend Tommy Sandhu for opening the show 🙌🏽

Sold out High Wycombe tonight and final tickets released for Watford tomorrow. Then a week today… Sheffield!

Comment ‘tour’ to make sure you don’t miss out 🫡

📸: Haris Ahmed 🇬🇧🇮🇹🇵🇰

03/09/2026

Show 1 ✅

Big up for being the perfect place to start my new tour 🫡
Can’t believe how many feds got in 🤣

Thank you Shaista Gh for driving down and surprising me 🥹 you da best!

And big up Hasan Al-Habib! His first ever stand-up gig. Follow him to encourage him to try another one inshAllah 💚

If you missed this sold out show, I’m at Royal Leamington Spa on 26th Sept and The Old Rep on 11th Nov.

Comment ‘tour’ and I’ll send you a DM right now with a booking link 🎟️

02/09/2026

Happy Tour Day! Day One…

01/09/2026

Can’t believe my family threw me a pre-tour party! Crazy!

Everyone got dressed up and drove to Bedford and hired a hall and everything 😭

Tour starts TOMORROW! 🥳

Comment ‘Tour’ and I’ll send you a DM right now with the link for tickets 🎟️

London! We’ve released a load of amazing seats… get on it!

01/09/2026

🥳CONGRATULATIONS!🥳

If you’re tagged in this pic DM me to claim your prize of two tickets to any tour show of your choice!

Thank you to everyone who entered 💚

Swipe to see dates and comment TOUR below and I’ll send you a DM right now with the booking link 🎟️

See you all soon! 🙌🏽

29/08/2026

What a week in a comedian’s life looks like a week before their big nationwide tour 👀

First three FULLY SOLD OUT!

Bosh 🤓

I’m telling you don’t miss out…

Continued my collab with the legendary chaiiwala® 🙌🏽

If you’re in the Watford area, not a lot of tickets left! Hurry!

So honoured to film an episode of the iconic Shazia Mirza If/when’s sitcom 🍺

Always surreal to see your face and name in venues where actual big famous household people also perform 🥲

Had a cracking time with Russell Howard on his podcast… keep an eye out for that!

Few tickets left for later on this month.

Bolton very nearly sold out tbh.

LEEDS and BRADFORD pull your finger out!

Comment Tour and I’ll send you a DM right now with the ticket link 🎟️

Always such an honour and humbling to be able to tour with Human Appeal and raise money across the country for such important issues and causes. Thank you to everyone who comes to these shows 💚

28/08/2026

Tez Ilyas x

🎟️TICKETS GIVE AWAY🎟️

RULES:
Follow both accounts;
Share; and
Tag in the comments who you’d bring to Tez’ brand new stand up tour.

10 winners chosen at random in 48hrs, will win two tickets each to a show of their choice.

Good luck ☕️

27/08/2026

Tez 1-0 Luton 🤣

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