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19/08/2025

Throwback to our first ever warzone win !!! 5 years ago !!

05/12/2024

ZOMBIES SEASON 1.5 INFO QUICK ROUNDUP:

Citadelle Des Morts:
-Based on arthurian myth and legends
-Takes place in a medieval castle and village in France
-Enemies include parasites, vermin, amalgams, and the Doppelghast
-The Doppelghast can "dodge" attacks, has a ranged attack, and has a quick melee attack
-Four new elemental weapons, dubbed the "bastard swords". One creates a fireball, one is basically the wunderwaffe, one is basically a gersh device, and another "fills you with light".
-All of the Terminus main characters return, additionally adding S.A.M and Ravenov
-Completing the easter egg gives you Weaver's "Jackknife" skin

Vulture Aid:
-Enemies drop more ground-loot, including essence vials and ammo.
-Major augments include "auto-pickup loot from farther away", "critical kills have a chance to drop extra salvage", and "zombies have a higher chance of dropping your current equipment."
-Minor augments include "zombies have a chance to create a field-upgrade charging gas cloud", "zombies have a chance to create a concealing gas cloud", and "vulture aid ammo drops give more ammo to wonder weapons".

Light Rend:
-New ammo mod that is obtained from the christmas event
-Creates healing orbs that drop when you kill a zombie
-Major augments include "healing orb damages zombies that touch it", "activates on elite enemies and drops thre more orbs", and "consuming an orb allows you to heal faster"
-Minor augments include "orb lifetime is increased", "orb replenishes more health", and "increases range orb will move to an ally".

Tesla Storm:
-Returning field upgrade that is obtained from the christmas event
-Connects to other players and creates a stunning and damaging line
-Major augments include "damage increased by number of connected allies", "stuns and damages all nearby enemies on activation", "creates a lethal surge of electricity around you on activation".
-Minor augments include "Increases range the electric tether can connect to allies", "movement speed increased", and "increase tesla storm duration".

Gobblegums:
-Power Keg, Time Out, and Holiday Cheer.
-Power Keg creates a full power powerup (obtained through the Gobblegum Mania event)
-Time Out ends the round and stops zombies from spawning for 3 minutes (Gobblegum Mania Event)
-Holiday Cheer creates a wreath around zombies (obtained normally or through Jingle Hells)

Tutorial Mode:
-A new tutorial mode will be added

Jingle Hells:
-Takes place on Liberty Falls
-Easter Egg is live (gives standard completion rewards)
-No Crafting Tables or Arsenal machines
-New festive audio + santa claus flying in the sky?
-Gobblegum gifts, which can give you the new "Holiday Cheer" gobblegum
-Snowball piles, which give you 5 snowballs to throw at zombies
-"Naughty or Nice" powerup, which gives you presents or vermin
-Snowmen, which can hide zombies or loot
-Present boxes, which can give in-game loot
-S.A.M.T.A trials, which are SAM trials but with a Christmas theme and they also give free present boxes when they spawn
-Frozen Rounds, which causes you to slow down unless you're indoors
-New enemy skins

Events:
-Gumball Mania (Dec 5-19), progressed through eating gobblegums. Gives you a ton of gobblegum-themed rewards.
-Merry Mayhem (Dec 5-19), progressed through XP. Gives you a ton of zombies-themed rewards.

Mechanic Changes:
-Mangler spawns from mid-high rounds reduced. They have a maximum cap that caps out at round 100, and have reduced arm cannon health.
-Special round length is reduced via less spawns and spawn delay rate
-Parasite damage between rounds 31-91 is now scaled
-Increased damage scaling for base zombies from round 150-400

Additionally, there seems to be a squid game LTM coming.

05/09/2024

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14/08/2024

18/07/2024

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are OUR rules:
Please note… these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don’t try to change that.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Saturday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
* Subtle hints do not work!
* Strong hints do not work!
* Obvious hints do not work!
* JUST SAY IT!
1. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:
* S*x,
* Sport, (mainly football)
* Cars,
* or Computers
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don’t mind that, it’s like camping. 😊

18/07/2024

Big shout out to my newest top fans! 💎 Sii Glover

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27/06/2024