21/02/2026
🚨 LAST CALL, YOU DEGENERATE MASTERMINDS.
Late pledges. Upgrades. Shipping + tax confirmations.
We’re locking the evidence locker so this devious little game can ship in March.
If you’ve been “meaning to” upgrade... do it.
If your shipping is still unpaid... now is the time.
If you’re thinking about sneaking in late this is your window before sold out!
Sorry we’ve been quiet.
Building a Probably Illegal empire isn’t exactly relaxing.
Confirm your stash.
Secure your alibi.
Doors close soon.
World’s most dangerous card game.
Probably. 🖤
A storytelling card game of chaos and betrayal. Win over the Judge - or torch your rivals and watch it all burn 🔥