You Me We

You Me We We want to give people the opportunity to find and be found by letting us film them talking and then giving us money for it.

You Me We helps people find and be found. We like to see ourselves as the lucky men in the middle of a great big circle of love that we helped create. There is no charge for watching the videos or for contacting the subjects, except for what you would normally pay to talk to someone, which, for some people, can be quite high. Yes,William Shatner, we are talking specifically about you. If you want us to make a video for you get in touch, we take all major credit cards as well as some of the less well known ones and love the taste of cold hard cash, especially in paper form, it is easier to swallow and wipes itself on the way out. Please be aware of the fourth wall when leaving the building.

Mission: We want to give people the opportunity to find and be found by letting us film them talking and then giving us money for it.

12/04/2016
You Me We - web opera in three parts: part the third : "Suffering is Temporary"

SUFFERING IS TEMPORARY: Our last episode of this Web Opera, we do so hope you enjoyed it. We will release a few more of these archive clips and maybe even find out more about what happened to those poor basement kids we so heroically rescued from damnation.

By the way, if anyone has heard about them please let us know, we haven't received any kind of reward and we know the Knife Sharpeners' Guild gave them a lot of money to keep quiet, it is only right we get a piece of that, I mean, if we hadn't stood there talking and had actually tried to stop their father from killing himself instead of better frame the shot, they'd still be in that basement using dead cockroach husks as a crude form of currency.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4U6lmc1v1M

#giveUsOurMoney #stillHeroes #stillNotFamous #webopera #hashtag #SufferingIsTemporary

We find our heroine reborn in song, rising like a pheonix from the ashes of her previous endeavours, and the warehouse which housed her collection, leaving h...

12/04/2016
You Me We - web opera in three parts: part the third : "Suffering is Temporary"

SUFFERING IS TEMPORARY: Our last episode of this Web Opera, we do so hope you enjoyed it. We will release a few more of these archive clips and maybe even find out more about what happened to those poor basement kids we so heroically rescued from damnation.

By the way, if anyone has heard about them please let us know, we haven't received any kind of reward and we know the Knife Sharpeners' Guild gave them a lot of money to keep quiet, it is only right we get a piece of that, I mean, if we hadn't stood there talking and had actually tried to stop their father from killing himself instead of better frame the shot, they'd still be in that basement using dead cockroach husks as a crude form of currency.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4U6lmc1v1M

#giveUsOurMoney #stillHeroes #stillNotFamous #webopera #hashtag #SufferingIsTemporary

We find our heroine reborn in song, rising like a pheonix from the ashes of her previous endeavours, and the warehouse which housed her collection, leaving h...

05/04/2016
You Me We - web opera in three parts: part the second : "Art is Suffering"

ART IS SUFFERING: How was your first taste of the Web Opera? Are you ready for seconds?

We think he result is better than anything we still have from that interview on tape, you will thank us for keeping that under tight security, trust us, it is like the ring, with lower production values and a faster time to death ratio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMBh400_Qks

#artissuffering #hashtag #webopera

We find our heroine in the throes of another florrid outpouring. Creative juices are oozing from every pore and she feels she can't give any more. But just a...

22/03/2016
You Me We - web opera in three parts: part the first : "Life is Art"

LIFE IS ART: We were going through our archives and realised that most of it is made up of hours and hours of footage documenting the artistic 'career' of our second customer.

We thought it might be a good idea to turn it into a Web Opera in three parts, the concept of a web opera is simple, as soon as you think you can't hear any more you change the speed of the video, when you think you can stand some more you go back to normal speed and back in the other direction when you reach that point again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph1r8wxqQlQ

#lifeisart #hashtag #webopera

"We find our heroine born with a gift; a gift for art in all its forms, from crayons to canvas, our young engenue finds herself torn from passion to passion ...

14/02/2016
9. You Me We - are going to keep a secret

When we started this show we thought it might be a good way to make a little money, well, we may not have achieved that goal but with this episode we know we changed lives. The content may shock you, the story may scare you, but don't skip to the end, this is one you won't want to miss.

We would like to thank the whole camera crew for not running away, the sound guys for keeping things rolling and the police for mentioning us in their official tweet about this terrible, terrible tragedy, it had been great for our social media marketing. Every cloud has a silver lining, until the team from You Me We burst onto the scene with our razor sharp detective skills, there had been a black cloud lowering above this otherwise unassuming house.

Join us and witness our blaze of glory before it burns out!

http://youmewe.rocks/you-me-we-will-keep-a-secret/

#YouMeWeToTheRescue #hashtag #FlowersInTheBasement

Hi, I was K. K. Kempinski, all I wanted was a nanny for my children, my dear sweet ones whom I vowed before all the gods of Eden to protect and keep safe. Al...

13/02/2016

After eleventh hour negotiations with our lawyers and the people involved in this shocking real-life story we have come to an agreement and the final, world-shattering episode in the You Me We series of real people videos from real people and real animals will be released tomorrow, on valentines day; f**k love, #thetruthisoutthere

12/02/2016

We tried to release our last episode but our and youtube's lawyers intervened; apparently the content is too graphic. I mean, like a guy killing himself hasn't been seen on youtube. Facebook at least has set a line in the sand 'no suicides, just jihadi beheadings'

but watch this space. the truth is out there

#thetruthisoutthere #hashtag #therarenochildrenhere

09/02/2016
You Me We are going to keep a secret - teaser

A knife sharpener and a nanny walk into a bar. The knife sharpener says 'ouch' the nanny loses consciousness and falls in a heap on the floor. Not a very funny joke I know but sometimes something can be so serious that it would be bad form to make jokes about it, like global warming or the year 2000 classic 'Mr. Accident' written, directed and produced by yahoo Serious.

Watch the full episode but be warned, like a lot of the content on facebook it is not for the faint of heart. Be warned

Some men were born to be fathers, they love their children, protect them, push them forward in life and make sure they have everything they need to survive i...

04/02/2016
8. You Me We - finding a lady for Mr. Giggles

Sometimes you meet someone who is so obviously delusional that you feel bursting that bubble would be like ripping the living, beating heart out of a four year old and using it to choke a puppy.

Sam is a lovely guy, so is his mother, his cat however, is dead, really dead. Just not alive, not living, not breathing, not mitosing and definitely not looking for love. But come one, don't lets ruin Sam's perfect life, let's find his cat a mate and watch him smash them together until life has a chance to shine its truth on his dark inner world.

We believe you Sam, he really is a gentle cat.

http://youmewe.rocks/finding-a-lady-for-mr-giggles/

Hi my name is Sam and I live with my mother. I am looking for a lady for my lovely, lively kitty Mr Giggles and I am hoping you can help me. He's a spirited ...

02/02/2016
You Me We finding a lady for Mr. Giggles - teaser

Aren't cats great?! Always prowling around, surprising you when you least expect or silently staring you down as you try to have awkward sex with a mumbling barfly without waking your mother. Just great.

Normally cats are solitary creatures but there comes a time when a cat gets to a certain age and starts to think about settling down and by the looks of it, Mr Giggles reached that age around twenty years ago, just please don't tell Sam.

Full video coming soon, don't forget to subscribe to stay updated.

Do you have a pussy? Is she lonely? Does she wander the streets looking for love in all the wrong places? You can help your cat get their claws on the most m...

We catch up with Aignhus Bent and see how his life has changed since his video. Find out if he has had his fill of hard ...
31/01/2016
Ainghus Bent

We catch up with Aignhus Bent and see how his life has changed since his video. Find out if he has had his fill of hard wood!

http://youmewe.rocks/2016/01/31/ainghus-bent/

    Hi Ainghus, tell us, how has the responses to your video been? Well you know what, I can know honestly say I know what The Weather girls were singing about when they said it’s r…

29/01/2016
7. You Me We - are going to sh*t on facebook

There is a place where everybody knows your name, welcome, you are already here, and because we are, now we know your name, and everyone who knows us knows your name, and where you went on holiday. Our friend Sh*t changed his name to Sh*t just to have the honour of being the first to do so.

He is hoping that this video is enough to convince you that his cause is just and true and if that is not enough, he already has 40,000 friends, and they can't be wrong, so what are waiting for?!

Joing Sh*t Schmidt in The Movement Movement and let's all sh*t on facebook. There is enough TP for everyone! We printed out the User Agreement.

http://youmewe.rocks/sh*t-on-facebook/

#Sh*tOnFacebook #hashtag #flamendeErdkugelVonSigmund

I am Sh*t, Sh*t Schmidt. They say every movement starts with a push, well I have been pushed to the limit by the commoditisation of our private thoughts and ...

27/01/2016
You Me We are going to sh*t on facebook - teaser

sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t

Get used to those words friends, there is a movement happening right now, the wheels are in motion, things are happening. Watch the full episode tomorrow, same sh*t place, same sh*t channel.

http://youmewe.rocks/2016/01/27/sh*t-on-facebook-promo/

Schit Schmidt is a man on a mission, a mission to bring the truth to social media the truth being that nothing on social media is not sh*t. Facebook is sh*t....

We catch up with Sylvia and find out if she has been successful in her search for a new flat mate, the answer might surp...
24/01/2016
Sylvia Castellon

We catch up with Sylvia and find out if she has been successful in her search for a new flat mate, the answer might surprise you if you have a history of being more likely wrong than right

http://youmewe.rocks/sylvia-castellon-testimonial/

Hi again Sylvia, Dear, dear friends, I welcome you, I meet you at your level, you are welcome. Are you happy? I think the word happy implies sad, it is binary, I am always at a level that you peopl…

21/01/2016
6. You Me We - exceeding your cockxpectations

When we first went to meet Igor we were expecting something completely different. After our inititial disappointment and putting our trousers back on we sat down and allowed this man's deep knowledge of and love for cocks in all their shapes, sizes and sensibilities wash over us like a warm shower of enthusiasmic passion.

We know that a lot of our audience are members of the jet set and often have to leave their cocks alone at home with god knows who left to keep them fluffed and fed. Well not any longer, not when you leave your cock in the professional hands of Igor and Cock of the Walk Enterprises. Igor guarantees that your cock will be alive at the end of its stay with him, or your money back! And you can take that to the bank.

Check out the video and remember there will be discount rates for You Me We members!

http://youmewe.rocks/exceeding-your-cockxpectations/

#CockSitting #hashtag #IWantToSuckSeed

Hello, my name is Igor Igyanovich and as you know I am founder and CEO of Cock of the Walk Enterprises the only cock sitters you will ever need. You tried th...

19/01/2016
You Me We exceeding your cockxpectations - teaser

There's just something about a guy who knows his cocks that makes you sit back and listen and boy does Igor know about cocks. He has sat some of the most famous cocks in the world but no cock is too small to get his full and undivided attention.

In his quest for world cock domination Igor came to us to help get the word about his business out to a wider audience. So check out the full video soon for more from the world's number one cock whisperer.

http://youmewe.rocks/exceeding-your-cockxpectations-promo/

Is your cock missing that personal touch while you are away on business? Is his morning glory causing complaints from the neighbours? Is he randomly attackin...

We spoke to Golden Showers, our first customer, about how his life had changed since giving us money to make a video wit...
17/01/2016
Golden Showers

We spoke to Golden Showers, our first customer, about how his life had changed since giving us money to make a video with him it.

Check it out if you want to

http://youmewe.rocks/2016/01/17/golden-showers-testimonial/

Hello Golden, Barada Nitku friends, be welcomed. How have things been going with you and the cult? I’ve been overwhelmed by responses both real and imaginary. Most of the imaginary applicants…

14/01/2016
5. You Me We - will make me famous

You Me We would like you to meet the Renaissance,

He is a man on a mission, a mission to get famous or get slighlty injured trying. If he has to marry into Beverly Hills or get a job hunting whales off the Spratt Islands he'll do it, as long as someone will film it, he'll do it. Trust us. Anything. As long as it is real.

But what is real these days? Whatever you want to be of course, and if someone is filming it that just seals the deal. The camera never lies, unless you pay extra.

What do you think of the Renaissance? Would you want to watch him wash dishes in the big brother house? Pitiable potentate press-ganged into a pure panopticon prison, privacy poor, pitiful paranoia permeating porous pretenders, perpetually painting pointless pictures portending perennial pontification, partaking powerful potions, perfumed promises presage putrid parochial pleasures, predictably, pathetic potential prevents possible pain protection, presently, past prime, pleasingly pedestrian presentation played out in prime time? Or should he start considering another career?

http://youmewe.rocks/make-me-famous/

#AnythingElseIsJustMasturbation #hashtag #ThereIsNoReality

Whasssaaaap! This is a Renaissance! Art imitating life doing a poor imitation of art intubating life as it chokes on the bejazzled vomit of a million scripte...

12/01/2016
You Me We will make me famous - teaser

The Renaissance was a time when art was at its zenith, this Renaissance has been thrust upon the world when, it could be said, we are scraping the bottom of the barrel of a .45 calibre aimed straight between our eyes.

But that shouldn't stop us from wishing him well in his dream to become the next big Reality TV superstar. Just like that one, from that one show where they did that thing. You know the one, he had hair.

Do you want to be on TV? Do you want to be famous? Does anyone still watch TV? This is The Renaissance people, listen up! If any of our viewers just happens ...

08/01/2016
4. You Me We - sharing a pair of shoes

You Me We would like you to meet Ed.

There is a saying, you don't really know someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. Well this is Ed, and he is a kind of hard person to get to know so what better way to get to know him than sharing a pair of shoes and literally walking everywhere in eachothers' shoes!

Ed is looking for that special someone who shares his deep love of brogues, long walks on the beach and spending hours and hours polishing hundreds of shoes until he can see his stern face in them, looking back in judgement. He also likes citrus fruits, cheese and wine parties and modern warfare strategies.

Sounds to me like a catch. Although he is just looking for someone to buy shoes with, no shenanigans.

http://youmewe.rocks/sharing-a-pair-of-shoes/

#DontMentionTheLeg #Hashtag #ShoeLover

Hi. First name Ed, last name not important. What is important is that every shoe has a foot. As I learnt in the military, never leave a shoe behind. I'm sick...

05/01/2016
You Me We sharing a pair of shoes - teaser

This is Ed. Ed hasn't let losing a leg stand in his way of his dream of becoming the patent leather Imelda Marcos. However, the only thing Ed hates more than people asking how he lost his leg is waste and there is nothing more wasteful than a footless shoe.

If you find yourself with the wrong foot and the wrong situation, maybe it is the right time to roll to Ed.

http://youmewe.rocks/sharing-a-pair-of-shoes-promo/

There is a saying, you don't really know someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. Well this is Ed, and he is a kind of hard person to get to know so wha...

22/12/2015
3. You Me We - just men being men... together

You Me We would like you to meet Ainghus Bent,

Aignhus has a particular affinity to wood and as he likes to say, "the harder the better, although we all go soft in the end". He came to us with a dream, a dream that one day he would wake up in a blacked out warehouse on the edge of town, sparks hitting bare chests and men pounding away to the rhythm of some driving industrial techno.

We felt that there was a chance that Ainghus was waking from this dream before it had really got started but ours is not to reason why, ours is to do and die; and today is a good day to do.

So sit back and let Ainghus and his love of wood rub o̶n̶e̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶o̶n̶ off you.

#ICanSeeQueerlyNowTheRainHasGone #hashtag #WorkWoodLikeJesus

http://youmewe.rocks/men-being-men-together/

Welcome to my video, I think it came out well, although you can't say the same for me to be sure. Let me tell you a little about myself, my name is Ainghus a...

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