28/01/2025
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Welcome To The American Got Talent
Me: Thank you Sir
Judge 1: What is your name???
Me: my name is "good name".
Judge 2: (confused) What do you mean!???
Me: A good name is better than great riches so my name is good name.
All judges: WOW
Judge 1: That means you're better than great riches???.
Me: Yes sir that's why I don't like money because I'm better than it.
All judges:( burst into loud laughter )
Judge 3: Where are you from???
Me: Cameroon
Judge 3: wow all the way from Cameroon
Me: Yes sir
Judge 4: How did you come here??
Me: my friend es**rt me and come all because I use to es**rt him to buy garri and groundnut.
Judge 4: (confused ) Garri??? What is that???
Me: Oh sorry I mean groceries and floating berries.
Judge 1: Where in Cameroon are you from???
Me: my mummy said I'm Bamenda,my dad said I'm Bayangi but I think I'm a Bakossian.
Judge 1: ( looking more confus•ed) How old are you???.
Me : I'm a child Sir.
Judge 1: Pardon your age???
Me: I don't know oh. My mum said she can't give birth to someone like me. So I'm waiting for my real mother to tell me my age .
Judge 1: (Looking so frus•trated) So what have you come to do tonight???
Me : Nothing
Judges: (all in unison) what do you mean nothing???
Me: Alot of people say nothing is impossible so I came here to do nothing .
Everybody start cheering and clapping,the judges where all amazed.
All judges: Wow incredible kid .
Judge 2: So apart from nothing what else can you do???
Me: I can repair shoe that have cu•t, I can also repair phone and torchlight.( This judges go t!re today) .
Judge 3: What makes you feel you can repair all this things ???
Me: because the last time I repaired phone for my neighbors he called the po•lice for me.
Judge 3 : you mean the co•ps??? Why???
Me: Yeah because I can repair phone very well,he now call po•lice to detain me so that they can retain and maintain my talent for me to attain bigger and not to abstain from being the best phone repairer and more to that they said an intensive young bulky DD upstairs African can't be a BATA legend.
( The crowd started cheering again in excitement).
All judges: wow wow wow ( They all gave me a standing ovation)
Judge 1 : What is BATA
Me: In my country Cameroon, They produce shoes 👟 and sandals 🩴 but the most important thing is that they produce things that covers Dirty" legs
Judge 4: Nice lines,I noticed you have a way around words bravo!.
Judge 3: Are you a comedian???
Me: No I'm a talkertainer ,I entertain. In my country they call it "Pale ancors"
Judge 2: Incredible!!! What's is your final word for tonight???
Me: My final word to the world???
Judge 2: Yes yes let's here it!.
Me: LET THE POOR BREATH
DON'T SUFFO•CATE THEM!!
All This Oyibo people self 🤣🤣
©️ Mally Rusher 🫶
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