The Monster Painter

The Monster Painter For decades I had been an active easel painter and conceptual artist but it grown me down. Still I l

He is fresh out of the maze and ready to chop something and we’re not talking wood.
08/27/2026

He is fresh out of the maze and ready to chop something and we’re not talking wood.

She seems way too happy to see us.
08/25/2026

She seems way too happy to see us.

Maybe he is only after really big mosquitoes.
08/24/2026

Maybe he is only after really big mosquitoes.

The little spectator just wants a little lick.
08/23/2026

The little spectator just wants a little lick.

He is way too large to squash with your boot.
08/21/2026

He is way too large to squash with your boot.

They’re big and they’re bad.
08/20/2026

They’re big and they’re bad.

Man, I hate these a capella choirs.
08/19/2026

Man, I hate these a capella choirs.

The Royal Mail brought me a trouble maker today.
08/19/2026

The Royal Mail brought me a trouble maker today.

He ain’t going to deliver a little nip.
08/18/2026

He ain’t going to deliver a little nip.

And you thought regular sized ghouls stank.
08/17/2026

And you thought regular sized ghouls stank.

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