29/11/2025
FAT MAN
by BRENDAN ROSE
T minus 3, 2, 1........ FIRE!
[VERSE]
Since my embarrassment's gone, nuclear.
I've become the sun, an exploding reactor.
Now the time's come for the meltdown again.
And i fry anything near me in sight my friend.
Don't make friends with me, I'm a nuclear bomb.
Make friends with the bomb, get blown up hard son.
It's a lonely life, being a nuclear reactor.
An unstable plutonium powered thing, my strongest detractor.
[CHORUS]
My name is Fat Man and I'm bearing down on your city,
Say goodbye to you house, your wife, you family, and your kitty,
My name is Fat man and I'm falling out of the sky,
Some bastard just fired me, I don't even know why!
[VERSE]
Time time time time time to blow you up,
You may be my friend, but that won't stop me much,
Was it not said once, learn to stop worrying and love the bomb?
This was really stupid man, love me? I'll blow up your mom
Some of the launch triggers misfired, mistakes were made,
I just blew up Seattle, and the fu***ng cake brigade.
Let us pray, Ashes to ashes and dust to dust,
Radioactive garbage to radioactive sludge.
[CHORUS]
My name is Fat Man and I'm bearing down on your city,
Say goodbye to you house, your wife, you family, and your kitty,
My name is Fat man and I'm falling out of the sky,
Some bastard just fired me, I don't even know why!
[VERSE]
Don't bother surviving the fallout with me,
You'll just die to radioactive disease,
There's new safer reactors, I don't trust these,
So don't decommission me, I'm begging you please.
I am become death, the shatterer of worlds,
I am Shiva bitch, and this bomb is my sword,
I am so powerful, even my friends fear me,
I am the bomb, the explosion, the crater, and the disease.
[CHORUS]
My name is Fat Man and I'm bearing down on your city,
Say goodbye to you house, your wife, you family, and your kitty,
My name is Fat man and I'm falling out of the sky,
Some bastard just fired me, I don't even know why!
胖子
布倫丹·羅斯
倒數3、2、1……開火!
[主歌]
自從我的尷尬消失,核爆爆發。
我變成了太陽,一個爆炸的反應爐。
現在,熔毀的時刻又來了。
朋友,我會把視線範圍內的一切炸成碎片。
別跟我做朋友,我是顆核彈。
跟核彈當朋友,你會被炸得粉身碎骨。
做核反應堆,生活孤獨。
一個不穩定的鈽動力裝置,是我最大的敵人。
[副歌]
我的名字叫胖子,我正向你的城市襲來,
跟你的房子、你的妻子、你的家人和你的貓說再見吧,
我的名字叫胖子,我正從天而降,
某個混蛋把我炒了,我甚至不知道為什麼!
[主歌]
是時候了,是時候了,是時候了,是時候炸死你了,
你或許是我的朋友,但這阻止不了我,
不是有人說過,學會別擔心,愛上炸彈嗎?
這真是太蠢了,愛我?我會炸死你媽。
有些發射引信失靈了,犯了錯誤,
我剛剛炸毀了西雅圖,還有那群該死的蛋糕黨。
讓我們祈禱,塵歸塵,土歸土,
放射性垃圾變成放射性污泥。
[副歌]
我叫胖子,我正向你的城市襲來,
跟你的房子、你的妻子、你的家人和你的貓說再見吧,
我叫胖子,我正從天上掉下來,
某個混蛋把我解雇了,我甚至不知道為什麼!
[主歌]
別費勁跟我一起躲避核輻射,
你只會死於放射性疾病,
現在有更安全的新型反應堆,但我並不信任這些,
所以別讓我退役,我求求你了。
我已化身死神,世界的毀滅者,
我是濕婆,這顆炸彈就是我的利劍,
我如此強大,連我的朋友都畏懼我,
我就是炸彈,爆炸,彈坑,以及疾病。
[副歌]
我的名字叫胖子,我正向你的城市襲來,
跟你的房子、你的妻子、你的家人,還有你的貓咪說再見吧,
我的名字叫胖子,我正從天而降,
某個混蛋把我解雇了,我甚至不知道為什麼!
FAT MAN by BRENDAN ROSE T minus 3, 2, 1........ FIRE! [VERSE] Since my embarrassment's gone, nuclear. I've become the sun, an exploding reactor. Now the time's come for the meltdown again. And i fr