Canadian Comedy Cartel

04/16/2026

His blood pressure hit 200 and his doctor really said "Vroom Vroom" 🏎️💨

When the meds stop working and your body starts acting like a car idling in neutral. The Canadian healthcare system downshifts. Is it a health crisis or just a 2004 sedan? 🤡

04/15/2026

Imagine being the Secret Service agent who found the President of Russia in his underwear... on the White House lawn. 🍕🧤

Yeltsin was truly playing life on a different difficulty level. This story sounds like a fever dream, but it’s 100% history. We’re diving into the chaotic legend of Boris Yeltsin.

04/14/2026

04/14/2026

POV: It’s Tax Season in Canada and even the black hole won’t save you. 🇨🇦💸 There is nothing more terrifying than the Canada Revenue Agency calling you while the world is ending just to talk about CERB eligibility.

If you’ve ever been on hold with the CRA for three hours just to hear they’ve changed their office hours, this one is for you. This Canadian comedy podcast clip proves that the only thing certain in life is death and Canadian taxes.

Drop a "🇨🇦" if you’re still waiting for your tax refund!

03/25/2026

The ultimate stock market glitch just backfired. 📉

One investor managed to get rich by following the "Inverse Cramer" strategy—betting against every stock pick Jim Cramer made. There was even an official ETF dedicated to this because his picks tend to tank so consistently.

But there is a catch: if you lose on an Inverse Cramer bet, you’re looking at total liquidation. The fund only lasted five months before it was forced to shut down.

The reason? Watch to find out.

03/24/2026

Sometimes the comedy stops and the real talk starts. Samson gets real (and a little hypochondriac 🩺 ) asking the deep existential questions we’ve all thought about on the Drunk By Noon podcast.

03/16/2026

Come on down March 18th for the post St. Patrick’s Irish comedy show at McLean’s Public House!

Free entry. 🍀

DM us to RSVP.

02/20/2026

Ever wonder how the economy works behind bars? ⛓️🏦

The "Jail Hustle" is all about being the bank. When guys need an e-transfer done, they come to the person with the connections.

-The Service: Sending $50 on someone's behalf.
-The Fee: $80 worth of canteen snacks.
-The Profit: A clean $30 markup in ramen and chips.

It turns out being good at Settlers of Catan is actually a transferable life skill.

01/20/2026

Have you ever been so forgotten in a Canadian hospital you started questioning if you were actually a ghost? 👻

He went to the hospital and they tucked me away in "Room 9." Seven hours later, I wake up to a completely new crew who had no record of me even being there. At what point do you just start charging them rent? 🏨

Catch the full story in episode 33 of the Drunk By Noo🇨🇦n podcast available on all platforms.

Drop your worst hospital wait-time story in the comments. Let’s see who’s been ignored the longest. 👇