Canadian Comedy Cartel

06/21/2026

06/21/2026

We got deep into conspiracy theories on this week's episode and we can't stop thinking about it.
You know how these things work — you start with one theory and suddenly everything is connected.

Aliens. Demons. Ancient portals. Secret machines. It's a whole web.

And somehow, at the centre of all of it, is CERN.

Now, we're not scientists. But we do have some very serious and very important questions about the logic of this particular theory. Questions that we feel have not been adequately addressed by the conspiracy community.

We discuss them at length. Professionally. With the gravity this topic deserves.

06/13/2026

So apparently startup PMC companies are a thing, and once you hear this breakdown you will never think about Silicon Valley the same way again 😂

Steve Jobs in a garage, but the product is an M16 and your company vehicle is public transportation. No Humvee. Just the bus.

Tag someone who's definitely pitching this to investors right now 👇

06/12/2026

George continues to be a bad friend and finds out something huge about himself. Don't worry Peters still on the pod. 🤟🏿

Part 2/3

06/11/2026

Friend of the pod George Assily finds out about Peter's big 🤟🏿 reveal.

Part 1/3

06/11/2026

We asked Peter to explain what's going on between Israel and Lebanon and he had absolutely no idea where to start 😂

So naturally, we got a comedian to break it down instead a la black — and honestly? The construction cone analogy might be the clearest explanation of the whole situation I've ever heard.

Tag a friend who needs this explained to them 👇

06/09/2026

Someone on the Drunk By Noon podcast just pointed out that Blood Diamond is essentially the prequel to Uncut Gems — same commodity, just earlier in the supply chain.

And honestly? We can't argue with it.

Drop a 💎 if this makes total sense to you, or tell us why we're wrong in the comments.

🎙️ Full episode available wherever you get your podcasts.

06/07/2026

George's last job was ... in the military? 💂🏽

04/16/2026

His blood pressure hit 200 and his doctor really said "Vroom Vroom" 🏎️💨

When the meds stop working and your body starts acting like a car idling in neutral. The Canadian healthcare system downshifts. Is it a health crisis or just a 2004 sedan? 🤡