20/10/2025
📜 HEAR YE, Q***R YE! 📜
Gird thy loins qu**rs, for it is written…
We want thee for the HOLE-MANIA COMMUNITY SMACKDOWN!
From the four corners of our rainbow- DOLLS, TWINKS, BEARS, D***S- arise and do holy battle for glory 🌈✨
And we also seek masochists and pain pigs with nice juicy butts who are willing to offer themselves up as recipients in our Ass Smackin’ round 😈
Our battle takes across three rounds:
👅 Oral Worshippin’
Get down on your knees and worship your oral fixation of your choice: ice cream sandwich or lifesaver icypole. Points for technique and s*x appeal.
🍑 Ass Smackin’
Through a scientifically refined set of criteria - including the sound, force, finesse and aftercare- we will determine which team can deliver the best s***k!
💦 L**e Wrestlin’
For our final round, we’ll invite our champions into the ring (a kiddie pool filled with J-L**e [iykyk]) to wrestle it out on behalf of their community and see who comes out on top!
Last year’s Twinkdom reign may fall, but only the divinely l**ed shall ascend!
🏆 WHAT DOES GLORY LOOK LIKE? 🏆
The undeniable thrill of winning, bragging rights, the chance to set the gay agenda for 2026, and a $250 bar tab for your team.
Wanna jump in the ring?
💪 Tryouts: Sat 25 Oct | 3–6PM
Come and try out in the l**e pool, meet your team, and get ready to DOMINATE.
Then it all happens….
🔥 HOLEMANIA II: The Final Meltdown
Sat 8 Nov @ The Tivoli
Sign up via the link in bio — and may your cheeks be ever anointed ✨
The painted artwork by the incredible .perrett 💜
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