RealozLove

28/01/2021

I don't want to date. I just magically want to end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute.

26/01/2021

20/01/2021

Spice things up in a first date by wearing a parachute and refusing to talk about it.

18/01/2021

First date conversation:

w: "So I hear you hunt deer."

The man looked away and turned red.

w: "What's wrong?"
m: "I'm not used to someone calling me dear on the first date."

09/01/2021

I just ended a long-term relationship today. I am not too bothered, it wasn't mine

07/01/2021

Girlfriend: "Am I pretty or ugly?" Boyfriend: "You're both" Girlfriend: "What do you mean?" Boyfriend: "You are pretty ugly."

06/01/2021

Q. Is Google male or female? A. Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making suggestions.

05/01/2021

Q. How are relationships a lot like algebra? A. Sometimes you look at your X and wonder Y.

04/01/2021

What type of ship has two mates but no captain?