Dicey Gnomes

30/07/2026

Come check the gnomes out this Saturday! 🎲 🎲

At the Melbourne Board Game Market 2026 this Saturday, you can play Dicey Gnomes

Draw cards, play cards. Attack with a stick… defend with candy? Get hit by lightning; get cured by a lemon!

Dicey Gnomes is an Australian-made, chaotic, fast-paced tabletop card and dice game where every player fights to become the true chosen hero of Gnomewhere. Arm yourself, roll the dice, and look to outwit your friends by way of strategy, mischief and mayhem!
Game Overview

Players: 2–6

Playtime: 30–45 Minutes

Core Mechanic: Combat-driven card play with dynamic events and life-dice management.

Objective: Be the last gnome standing by destroying your opponents' life dice before they destroy yours!

27/07/2026

MELBOURNE GNOMADS, ASSEMBLE! 📣📣

We’re bringing the tactical chaos of Dicey Gnomes and Gnomewhere straight to the Melbourne Board Game Market this Saturday!

Stop by our table to test-drive the game, challenge your friends to a quick brawl, and chat with the creators. We’ll have the First-Edition core game, the "All Eyes of Gnomewhere" expansion, and exclusive merch ready to take home!

📍 Where: Coburg Town Hall
📅 When: Saturday, August 1st
⏰ Time: 10:00 AM – 4:00 PM

Come say hi, roll some dice, and see if your game-saviness can handle the chaos! 🎲🎲

24/07/2026

Class is officially in session, and our earnest, tenured academic is already unimpressed... 📜👓

Long before the Dicey Gnomes era began, Professor Gnoitall taught at "Gnomewhere to Learn" College. This means every single "hero" currently swinging maces and eating pie was once sitting in his classroom, failing basic arithmetic. Now, he's stepping onto the battlefield to hand out detention slips!

Whether you want to prove you're smarter by making everyone second-guess their rolls, or sit all your opponents down to take a pop quiz just for the sake of it, Professor Gnoitall will surely help you score higher than everyone else. 🎓🎲

The "All Eyes of Gnomewhere" expansion pack is live now! Grab yours alongside the First-Edition base game at Diceygnomes.com (link in bio) and test your table's knowledge! 🍄📦

10/07/2026

Being kind has never been so evil! 😈

In Episode 5 of "Combo Time!", Zap shows you how to pull off the "Budget Sabotage."

Don’t just defend against that pesky "Budget Axe"—use a little 'kindness' to force it over the edge! By playing "I Got Your Back" directly onto your opponent's table as a reaction, you can force their ATK roll up to a 6, activating its "Cheap Trash" trait. It instantly cancels the attack, discards the weapon, and saves yourself a heavy blow.

They’ll think you’re helping them out, but they’ll actually be watching their gear hit the dumpster. Bye bye! 🗑️🪓

First-Edition copies of Dicey Gnomes are shipping globally! Grab yours at the link in our bio: DiceyGnomes.com 🎲🎲📦

05/07/2026

Let's be honest— Gnomewegians can barely comprehend the technology behind a ticking bomb... so trying to get them to adapt to digital copies might be a little ways down the road! 😅

At Dicey Gnomes, we like keeping our tabletop operations 100% wireless-free, which makes our game-sharing system beautifully old-school! 🎲🎲

03/07/2026

If you want to survive the tactical, chaotic brawl of Gnomewhere, you need to know exactly what you’re pulling from the deck! Swipe through to see the four different types of cards that build up your strategy:

⚔️ Weapons: Your active muscle. Slapped straight into your combat slot to pump up your total attack power and dent your rivals' defences.
🛡️ Defence: Your sturdy wall. Equipped to block massive incoming swings and absorb the impact before it goes through to your life dice.
⚡ Effects: Direct tactical utility. Played straight from your hand to break the rules, steal cards, and alter the flow of the match out of nowhere!
🌪️ Events: Sudden table-flipping chaos. Game-changing modifiers that might benefit, or disrupt everyone's plans the second they are revealed!

Dicey Gnomes is out now! Grab yourself a copy at DiceyGnomes.com (link in bio) and master the deck before your friends get smarter at it! 🎲🎲

29/06/2026

Deploying a new, ice-cold tactic to the frontlines! 🧊

If you want to pull off the ultimate disrespect in a multiplayer game, you need to master "The Sticky Intercept." Zap is back to show you how "Iglued" and "Wrong Target, Stu Pead!" combine into the perfect, adhesive heist.

Why waste your energy trying to block a massive attack? Just wait for someone to make a terribly weak swing at another player, redirect it to your cold, sticky fortress, and permanently confiscate their weapon! Absolute chaos. Table-flipping ex*****on! ⚔️

First-Edition copies of the game are officially out and shipping globally. Hit the link in our bio to grab yours at DiceyGnomes.com! 🎲🎲

26/06/2026

Don't let her height fool you! 😈

Our main dicey antagonist, Gnomelia the Tiny, is officially stepping onto the battlefield as a playable Character in the "All Eyes of Gnomewhere" expansion, and she's bringing some seriously dark tactical magic with her!

She's all about playing the long game—siphoning power away from others, to store up and unleash a devastating roll for herself!

What do you think? Fair? We absolutely hope not!

The "All Eyes of Gnomewhere" expansion deck is officially live! Grab your copy alongside the First-Edition core game at Diceygnomes.com (link in bio) and see if your table can handle her little, big threat! 🎲🎲

(Blompp the Troll, and its mean, scary face and long mace, not included). His story is yet to be told!

19/06/2026

Roll on, it's Friday! 🥳

If you thought you’d seen everything a handful of common dice could do, you aren't ready for what happens when the Dicey Gnomes deck hits your table! Lots of puns, backstabbing card combos, and total tactical mayhem await for you in Gnomewhere.

Dicey Gnomes is out now! Grab yourself a copy of the First-Edition, First-Print run before our plaza shop cart runs completely dry!

Head over to Diceygnomes.com. Link in bio.

15/06/2026

Deploying a brand-new tactical combo to the frontlines! Zap is back to teach you how to become an untouchable martial arts master in Episode 3 of "Combo Time!".

The "Gnome-chakus" are a legendary weapon because they let you throw four ATK dice at once and cherry-pick the best number to crush your enemy. The only problem? Their "Clumsy" trait means every '1' you roll that way smacks you right back in the face! Enter the "Shameless Swings" combo: by having "The Box of Shame" on the table, it automatically intercepts those dangerous 1s and gives you a free re-roll for each. That way, you can keep destroying your friends' life dice with as much power as those lucuma-pie-fuelled muscles allow. 🥧💪

First-Edition copies of the game are officially out and shipping globally. Hit the link in our bio to grab yours at DiceyGnomes.com! 🎲🎲