1-800 HOT COPS

31/08/2026

Full crowd. Nobody sitting down. 🚔👏

30/08/2026

In the current economic climate, a government salary simply does not go as far as it used to. 🚔💼

The 1-800 HOT COPS x Scarlett Saturdays police themed Ladies Night at Ms Collins Melbourne bore witness to one officer’s dignified response to the cost of living crisis, latin guitars, a slow and considered shirt removal and a subsequent billboard appearance that suggests the side hustle is well and truly off the ground.

The juxtaposition of the police uniform, the romantic latin guitar arrangement and the Ms Collins nightclub billboard is something economists and entertainment critics will be discussing for some time.

The same comedy-first, sensual-when-required 1-800 HOT COPS show format is available for hens parties, bachelorette nights, ladies nights and girls nights across Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane, Gold Coast, Adelaide, Perth and every regional town across VIC, NSW, QLD, SA and WA, dispatched 24/7 via the hotline.

The officer is available for immediate deployment. Side hustle enquiries welcome. 👇

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29/08/2026

Nobody was prepared for what happened the moment TNT came through the speakers at Ms Collins. 🎸🚔

The 1-800 HOT COPS x Scarlett Saturdays Police Academy Ladies Night was already running at full capacity before the ACDC dropped, and then it went somewhere else entirely. A guest from the crowd on stage, the officer in full commitment to the rhythm and a room full of women in cop costumes who had collectively given up any pretence of composure.

Comedy-first is the 1-800 HOT COPS approach to every show, read the room, find the moment and commit to it completely. This was that moment.

The same energy dispatched to hens parties, bachelorette nights, ladies nights and girls nights across Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane, Gold Coast, Adelaide, Perth and every regional town across VIC, NSW, QLD, SA and WA.

Submit your booking before the summer season fills up.👇

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28/08/2026

An investigation was opened. A flashlight was deployed. The crowd was subjected to the most thorough search warrant in the history of the Melbourne CBD. 🔦🚔

The 1-800 HOT COPS x Scarlett Saturdays Police Academy Ladies Night at Ms Collins produced many moments worth documenting, and the opening minutes of the routine where our officer took his search warrant responsibilities extremely seriously was one of the highlights of the entire evening.

No evidence of wrongdoing was found. The investigation remains open.

The same 1-800 HOT COPS show quality, comedy-first, high energy, read the room from the moment the routine starts, is available for hens parties, bachelorette nights, ladies nights and girls nights across Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane, Gold Coast, Adelaide, Perth and every regional town across VIC, NSW, QLD, SA and WA. Dispatched 24/7 via the hotline.

Submit your booking at the link below. All enquiries treated with the utmost professionalism. 👇

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27/08/2026

Melbourne asked for a Ladies Night. 1-800 HOT COPS and Scarlett Saturdays delivered a Police Academy. 🚔

The collaboration at Ms Collins in Melbourne CBD was everything the city’s girls night scene needed, a packed room of guests who fully committed to the cop costume brief, a venue that matched the energy and a 1-800 HOT COPS routine that turned every highlight dance move into a moment the room lost its mind over.

This supercut captures why a themed ladies night with the right entertainment partner hits completely differently to a standard night out, and why Melbourne keeps showing up for these collaborations.

More events coming. More cities on the horizon.

The same 1-800 HOT COPS show quality is available for hens parties, bachelorette nights, ladies nights and girls nights across Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane, Gold Coast, Adelaide, Perth and every regional town across VIC, NSW, QLD, SA and WA, dispatched 24/7 via the hotline.

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26/08/2026

This policeman sure knows how to make an entrance…

📍Ms Collins, Melbourne
🎟️ 1-800 HOT COPS Live Show X Scarlett Saturdays

06/08/2026

Save the date 📆

🚨 Hands where we can see them... 👮🔥 these officers are guilty of looking way too good. Consider yourselves under arrest 🖤

04/08/2026

Table service at a 1-800 HOT COPS hens night comes with a few upgrades your local pub simply cannot compete with. 🥂🚔

Hospitality for bridal parties, hens parties, bachelorette nights, ladies nights and private group celebrations across Sydney, Central Coast, Newcastle, Wollongong, Byron Bay, Melbourne, Geelong, Mornington Peninsula, Adelaide, Brisbane, Gold Coast, Sunshine Coast, Toowoomba and Perth.

One call. Sorted.👇

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03/08/2026

The call came in at an unreasonable hour. Funky costumes. Suspicious levels of fun. Officer Dave Maverick was the only man for the job. 🚔

What followed was a full investigation, a 1-800 HOT COPS signature show that left the entire group with evidence they’ll be presenting at the wedding reception whether the bride wants them to or not.

For the record Dave wasn’t the only one in a cheesy outfit that night. He was simply the only one whose outfit had a badge.

1-800 HOT COPS signature shows for hens parties, bachelorette nights, ladies nights and girls nights across Sydney, the Central Coast, Newcastle, Wollongong, Byron Bay and regional NSW.
24/7 dispatch via the hens night hotline for wherever the investigation needs to take place.

Officer Maverick is ready for deployment👇

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02/08/2026

The Central Coast delivered on every level for this one: coastal setting, summer energy, a hens group who came ready to commit to the afternoon and Dave from 1-800 HOT COPS who made sure the life drawing class was the highlight of the entire getaway. 🎨🚔

Here’s what makes a life drawing class the most fun and genuinely creative hens afternoon idea going around in NSW right now.

It’s not about the art. It’s never about the art. It’s about what happens in a room when a group of women are given pencils, a guided activity, drinks alongside it and a performer who knows how to hold a pose and read a crowd simultaneously. The combination produces something that a standard hens activity simply can’t replicate - genuine creative engagement that gives the group something to do together that isn’t just sitting and drinking, wrapped in an energy that gets louder and funnier as the session progresses.

The finished drawings get held up at the end and the pride is always completely disproportionate to the quality.

1-800 HOT COPS Sketch and Sip life drawing classes travel across the Central Coast, Newcastle, Hunter Valley, Sydney, Byron Bay, Wollongong and regional NSW.

The most creative hens afternoon activity in NSW is one call away. 👇

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