Mr Marmalade

16/04/2026

ONLY 3 NIGHTS LEFT!
Tonight has sold out, make sure you dont miss out on the show where I go full reverse centaur!

10/04/2026

If like 5 more people buy tickets. So.... buy a ticket to tuesday, so I can say that it has sold out. A bunch of people refunded their tuesday tickets after my last attempt at marketing, I think something about the whole cat grout on a Wednesday rubbed people up the wrong way. So im all out of ideas.

08/04/2026

ONLY 10 TICKETS LEFT *

GET IN NOW TO SECURE YOUR PLACE

*For tightass tuesday. There are still... plenty of tickets for people who have jobs and can pay a premium for getting to spend tuesday night doing grouting the cat, but for a tidy 50% off, can you really afford to NOT grout your cat on a Wednesday instead? It's going to have to go to the vet almost immediately after, i dont think you should be grouting your cat in the first place, I really dont see the utility in it, but if you're determined to do it, is it really worth losing 20 dollars not to do it on the Wednesday and come see ARTISANAL WIZARDRY ON APRIL 14, which is the TUESDAY. Wednesday is cat grouting day apparently, and I'd honestly prefer if you did that at home, it doesmt seem like the sort of thing that brings the energy up in a room, you know?

06/04/2026

Who IS this content making machine and what has he done with Mr. Marmalade!? Dont worry, only ONE WEEK LEFT to buy tickets, and realistically, I've got like... 2 more ideas. Also, TUESDAY IS ALMOST SOLD OUT! Probably because of that good good content I did. Well done Mr Marmalade. Youre doing great. Isnt he doing great?

Big thanks to for following me around with a camera. I dont want to ruin the Hollywood magic of it all, but this was NOT the first take.

05/04/2026

This was meant to be an ad, but apparently, someone owns MARMALAAAAAAAAADE, so here it is, just as an old fashioned reel for that classic, organic, non-gmo reach!

Damn shame, this track from slaps. Great edit from , too.

04/04/2026

$20 Tickets Tuesday 14th! Send this reel to the snuggest Mother Hubbard you know!

19/03/2026

It can just be our little secret... share this with a friend you don't tell anyone about! ticket link in bio

17/03/2026

No one said it couldn't be done, in fact the boys at said that it SHOULD be done, and I am incredibly suggestible, so here it is! In live, Technicolour 4D, The Big M is bringing Artisanal Wizardry to MICF! Running April 14-19 @ ! Tickets are on sale now! Link in bio! Go! BUY. BUY-O. LINK IN BUY-O

Tag someone you've told about me who hasn't seen what I do, and I'll roast their profile picture!

Filmed and edited by Paul from Go on, ask him why it's called that.

Custom theme song composed by

11/02/2026

Absolute art from my man . My show is more fun than it looks, I swear.

23/10/2025

Do you or someone you know is from Mildura? Tag those fools here!

You should help me continue to avoid the consequences for my actions by telling them to come see my show. Nov 13-16, link in bio

26/07/2025

21/01/2025

Y'all know what it is! Brand new show, BEAUTIFUL new venue, and the people on stage that you love to love!

LINK IN BIO