02/09/2026
7 things nobody tells you about being married to an art dealer.
And there could be a whole lot more too.
It could be 7am. You could be jet-lagged.
There will still be an opinion.
A five-minute visit can somehow become
three hours, two collectors, a studio call and dinner.
At some point you’ll hear yourself say,
“I actually think the composition of this work is so much stronger than the earlier.”
And realise you’ve become the person.
Available where?
For whom?
At what price?
And, most importantly… who asked?
“Have you seen the new show?”
can mean approximately 14 different things.
You will eventually learn to read between the lines.
Restaurants.
Hotels.
Airport lounges.
Someone’s living room.
You’ll notice the art before you notice the furniture.
Honestly?
You wouldn’t have it any other way.