Nancy Laughs and Tales

24/07/2026

🥰🥰 if he toast you, your duty is to say Yes or No which one be "what of ur girlfriend 🙄? Do u want to po!son her 😜😜

21/07/2026

This week, every closed door is opening in Jesus' name! Favor, opportunities, breakthroughs, and divine connections are locating you.

16/06/2026

AKPOS STUDIES THE BIBLE WITH JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES

JW: What Bible character built the ark?

Akpos: Noah!

JW: Correct! According to the Bible how many humans survived the great

flood?

Akpos: 9 people

JW: U did well! But look intensely at the image below the paragraph. How

many humans are there?

Akpos: 8 people.

JW: Correct! So how many people survived the flood then?

Akpos: 9 people

JW: OK! Let’s recount please! Noah and his wife, his three sons and their

wives. In total that makes how many people?

Akpos: 8 people

JW: So that gives us how many people that survived the flood?

Akpos: 9 people

JW: please why do you keep saying 9 people when on the image it's clear that

they were 8 people?

Akpos: Bros, please don’t be offended ooo...! The photographer who took the

photograph of Noah’s family, was he an animal?🤔

11/06/2026

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11/06/2026

I am looking for a partition in a clean, quiet, and well-maintained apartment. My preferred locations are Black Ramada Area, Al Nuaimiya 1, Al Nuaimiya 2, or the Thumbay Hospital area.
I am a clean, responsible, and working professional, and I am ready to move in immediately if a suitable place is available.
Please send me a WhatsApp message with details on 0507502274 . Thank you

14/05/2026

14/05/2026

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14/05/2026

Churches should please endeavour to mount projectors so that song lyrics can be displayed for most people who always murder gospel songs.

This happened in a 3rd generation church today:

A lady sat beside me in church and was singing...

"I will sin unto the lord, a joyful song... I will raise his name..

For the lord is rude.." And am wondering what she meant by "the lord is rude?

She didn't even care. Instead she continued:

"10 glory father...

10 glory son...

10 glory holy ghost...

Now and forever more"

And am like "Wetin???

As if that was not enough, she continued with praise and worship at full throttle:

"Owerri to Calvary he went for me,

he went for me.... he went for me.... He died to sell me free".

I wanted to shout, then she just dropped the final blast

"Jehovah is your name, Jehovah is your name, 19 warriors, 8 in battle,

Jehovah is ur name."

I just quietly carry my Bible waka comot for her side.

Mbok put on a smile on that your beautiful face, Stop making it look as if all hope is lost😊😊😊

14/05/2026

Some people will give their life to Christ on Sunday and collect it back on

Monday. My Dear, your cane is soaked with gas.